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My name is Lauren and I like to Meow.
Apparently I only have stories about being drunk.

I enjoy dressing up like a present and dancing like a moron.
My dentist told me I have kids teeth.

My fiance Anthony is my life. My Best friend, Lover and giver.

My Blog

and again.

ok. here's the plan.tony spent ages on this the other night.i'm pretty happy with it.Metal Matt, Conor and Daniel, work out where you wanna come, what you wanna do.but we're pretty set on this kind of...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 13:12:00 GMT

prison tats.

for the past month and a half i've spent nearly everyday seeing Anthony.most nights we'd stay at eachothers houses. if not, we'd find some way to see eachother.he went camping this weekend. and i felt...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:42:00 GMT

for tony.

here's our rough little plan............. .. July 26th;Leave??.... July 27th;Thailand.... July 28th;Thailand.... July 29th;Thailand to Germany??.... July 30th;Thailand to Germany??...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 14:19:00 GMT

oktoberfest.

once again i have a bunch of trashy photos from the other night.we went to oktoberfest, drank much beer.then ended up at abduction in lewisham.probably the second time ever that i took acid.as soon a...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 20:10:00 GMT

cute.

my brother just called me being all cute.he has a new girlfriend, and by his definition, she's so much fun and cuter than ever.i'm working with him tommorrow, so no doubt that's all i'll hear about i'...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 18:20:00 GMT

hung the fuck over.

i'm so hungover.and everyone needs to hear about it. in retrospect i don't feel as bad as i have in the past.no headache.no vomitting...though i haven't attempted food yet.i just have the general 'BL...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:48:00 GMT

all my friends are dead.

saturday night was excellent.my night ended early in terms of work.and my drinking started early.what a fantastic night full of drinking mischeif.xpre-boozingsexy things we are. xsideways balloon bec ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 05:25:00 GMT

my trashbags. x

i have trashbag friends.i love them lots.i love my girls. xxeyes. OPEN. hot stuff. hahahahaha.and i couldn't stop laughing at these pictures.about half an hour after mel and i got tats in kings cro...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:41:00 GMT

hot spam? clik.

mmm.i'm sick of heavy drinking.i had to baby sit some drunks last night, i found that a lot funnier than being drunk myself.mr woo.photos from hot damn a week ago.essentially i'm too lazy to get rid o...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:23:00 GMT

photos.

excuse the shit quality from my camera phone.enjoy.xjas's house.happy chappys.trashy at vegas and 77.i love amie.we both agreed i can't take photos when i'm drunk.on the toilet at 77. seemed like a go...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:20:00 GMT