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haggard

i eat babies for heroin

About Me

..i dont want to be your friend so leave me alone. i probably wont like you so dont even try. this my space shit sucks and you most likely do too so you know what? no. me neither. fuck you.
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My Interests

things that end with -hol..

I'd like to meet:

a gang green hoe

Music:

i like angry music that has nothing to do with head banging. oh and ska makes me sad so i dont like listening to it.

Movies:

those ones where two people are haveing sexual intercourse.

Television:

that one show. you know the one with that one guy that does that one thing and everyone says somthing then a fake live audience laugh at

Books:

a clockwork orange, the modern drunkard, books by tim dorsey, carl hiaasen. you know generly fucked up shit where alot of people get killed in fucked up ways. oh and the books where theres funny sex senes like in this book i just read theres this hooker and a fucking psyco-killer dude and they're fucking and he held her ankels by her ears and then she said "stick that flash light in my butt" and he says" i cant i lost it during a burglery" then while fucking the guy turns on the t.v. and starts watching infomurcials and they still going at it and hes talking about the people who watch this and shes having an orgasm. that is a great fucking book. harry potter.

Heroes:

venereal disesed hookers who beat their pimps with tire irons

My Blog

sleep

I havent slept in the last...oh I'd say about 22 hours. I'm really not that sleepy. yet. I'm just a little dazed. and thirsty. so I think I'll drink some water or somthing.
Posted by haggard on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 08:06:00 PST

snow

it fucking snowed. the first day of fucking spring break it snows. 3 fucking inches. dont say shit rachel. fuck, this shit sucks. i think i'm gonna start hibernating just to get away from this shit. i...
Posted by haggard on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 11:48:00 PST

school

today in school some bitch in my foods class called me "repulsive". it was cool. then i told her my anti-drug was dead babys and necrofelia. i'm think i'll shit on her car(if she has one).right n...
Posted by haggard on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 04:54:00 PST