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never.send.a.boy. to.do.amandas.job.

About Me



Lyrics
I know you're not going to ask Santa
for good looks.

You've already got those.
You've got those in spades.
Hey, pretty lady, I've got plenty of room on my knee.
Santa's married - but I'm not.

My Interests

.fashion.
.downtown.
.ethnic foods.
.traveling.
.art.

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a mullet.

Music:

.electronic.
.expiramental.
.indie.

Movies:

.b&w's.
.foreign.
.horror.

Television:

.on demand.

Books:

.biographies.
.david sedaris.

Heroes:

Dave Chappelle

My Blog

BANDS:Stop trying to add me.

Wah wah, I'm in a hardcore band, come see my show. I swear, we're like totally talentless and completely unoriginal, but sometimes we make up a "sweet" breakdown or just sound cooler wailing our hardc...
Posted by omfg" on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 03:03:00 PST

It's not my birthday, but my name's on the cake.

In an effort to better my life and the lives of those around me, I have made an honest attempt to act considerate and understanding in the presence of those with lesser or more underdeveloped per...
Posted by omfg" on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:19:00 PST

Dear ____,

Thank you for making an effort. Nothing hurts more than seeing you cry and knowing I'm the reason. I don't want to let you down. Everytime you cry and tell me to leave or say no when I ask if I can ha...
Posted by omfg" on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 11:49:00 PST

Misdemeanor in the Mailbox: A short story

Upon arriving home, at approximately 3pm this past Saturday, I fixed myself some eggs and toast and sat down in our "dining room" in the swealtering heat and began to eat. Now, I'm a reader while I ea...
Posted by omfg" on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:27:00 PST

Thank God for rainbows.

Simply put, I dont have a phone, car, or job. But I do have a 1am curfew and a practically drug-free life now.* Adding to my currently crippling lifestyle are my parents and their insane antics, such ...
Posted by omfg" on Mon, 15 May 2006 07:15:00 PST