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hilary

if you see me on the floor, you'll be watching all night.

About Me

i suffer from unreasonable bowel syndrome and i need a job. i'm relatively happy with my body and i like to sing. i also like popping zits and black heads... on other people.

My Interests

dancing, writing, eating good food, posing for pretty pictures.

I'd like to meet:

law-abiding citizens. real stand-up folks. ya dig?

Music:

is necessary.

Movies:

Netflix is genius.

Television:

Jeopardy! and The Office. That's about it.

Books:

i DEVOUR books.

Heroes:

My mom, grandma, aunt, and Oprah!!! Milla Jovovich, Tyra, Adriana Lima. BATMAN!!!!

My Blog

we need to put on our long-term hats!

america's dependence on oil needs to end. not because the price of everything is going up right now. not because there is a finite supply of it while demand continues to increase. not because it cause...
Posted by hilary on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:29:00 PST

testing, testing

last night i had a nightmare about standardized tests. i'm a stellar test-taker so normally i breeze right through them but last night was hell. it was agonizing because people were finishing their te...
Posted by hilary on Thu, 29 May 2008 09:34:00 PST

so.

i didn't start school at Lyle's on Tuesday. Floyd's business partner isn't going to move in after all, so the money i had set away for that will most likely be needed for rent. oh well.did you know th...
Posted by hilary on Fri, 23 May 2008 11:11:00 PST

in the land of milk and honey...

good afternoon, yobbos. the new Fresno Famous website looks terrible. go look at it just to make fun of it.i've been shocked right out of my mini-depression. the end of Unemployment 2008 is in sight. ...
Posted by hilary on Mon, 12 May 2008 02:18:00 PST

everything’s not as it’s sold.

i haven’t been writing much of anything for some time, as you’ll have noticed. or maybe not. there are a few reasons for this. writing about every incident in my past relationships had neg...
Posted by hilary on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:31:00 PST

i don’t have a photograph of you, something to remind me

he walked into the room, barefoot, in a tiny white tank and plaid shorts. he was clutching a broken watch in one hand and a dollar bill in the other."what are you doing, baby?" we kept asking him."i&r...
Posted by hilary on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:39:00 PST

tag.

ha you've been tagged! write ten random/strange things about yourself then tag 5 others.I dream about zombies on a regular basis.If I wake up after 10, I feel like my day has been wasted.I want kids, ...
Posted by hilary on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:10:00 PST

no hard feelings, right?

just so you know, floyd is the only person on my preferred list. i have been spelling "y'all" incorrectly for some time. sorry about that....
Posted by hilary on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 09:09:00 PST

against my nature.

i'm a scorpio. and i know that the stars have moved since the zodiac was mapped out making almost everyone a virgo (for real. look it up if you don't believe me.) but i am a scorpio through and throug...
Posted by hilary on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 03:48:00 PST

addendum.

this little tidbit is for my faithful readers: i went to a party in madera on friday night and as soon as i walked in, some suuuuuper drunk guy threw his arm around me and declared "you're exactly wha...
Posted by hilary on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 06:12:00 PST