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Professor Postlewaite

In a perpetually moribund state

About Me


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im clubber the fuck lang, bitch. you better get that bad look off yo face! i dont know why, people look at me like i set fire to the cross whenever i tell people just who i am. ..TR Gallifreian
Congratulations! You scored 76%! You've been paying attention in class, but have a ways to go before going through the loom. Not as obsessed as many, but with enough practice, you're bound to improve. Buy more audio dramas and start reading your BBC fiction. ..TABLE
This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: ..TR ..TR ..TABLE Higher than 78% on docwho ..TABLE
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You scored as Nazi. Well, Sorry man. Your a Cold, lonly Neo Nazi.

Nazi


48%
Are you a Nazi?
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what kind of drug are you? (includes pictures)

cocaine.
you are cocaine. addictive, expensive and confident.
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You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.

Bondage


100%

Chains/Handcuffs


75%

Blind Folds


58%

Whips


58%

Biting


25%

Blood


0%
What's Your Kinky Turn On?
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What is your Paranormal gift?

Control of Fire
You're a little pyro, arn't you? Fire attracts you and you've learned how to control it, or even create that pretty little flicker of red, orange, and blue light. Be careful, though, you could set your friends, family, or even yourself on fire... try doing that to the enemies.
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Which WWE superstar are you?

Triple H
You are Triple H. Whoopty doo! Ex-Leader of Evolution. Sorry, but you suck!
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What Famous Leader Are You?
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What Classic Movie Are You?
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You scored as Iceman. Iceman is a very powerful but volitile X-man. His ego and reluctance to follow orders means that he often clashes with Cyclops. Despite being immature sometimes, he's very popular with the ladies and is an extremely powerful X-Man. Powers: Can lower the temperature in areas around him. Basically, he has a near limitless ability to freeze things and make massive amounts of ice.

Iceman


80%

Gambit


80%

Colossus


70%

Rogue


70%

Jean Grey


70%

Wolverine


65%

Emma Frost


60%

Cyclops


55%

Beast


55%

Nightcrawler


55%

Storm


55%
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You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.

A Slave To BDSM


85%

Sex God


70%

A Romantic


58%

Virgin


43%
How are you in bed
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Congratulations! You scored 69! Oh, to be the title character, but still not at the top. It's tragic, no? Keep at it, and one day, your happy ending will come. ..TABLE
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My Interests

sex sex sex sex sex. and of course, going to the beach. thats about it. no not really. i like the idea that someone has a headache trying to figure me out. if you care enough, you will. if you dont....welll......um....you smell like broccoli. yeah, thats it.

I'd like to meet:


[email protected]

Music:

Matthew Good, Bob Marley, Jack Johnson, Fiona Apple, Jethro Tull, Erykah Badu, Elliot Smith, HIM, Dave Matthews, Ian Anderson, Genesis, Phil Collins, Journey, The Police, Reverie Sound Revue, Rush, Garbage, Keane, Perfect Circle, Deftones, Team Sleep, Tool, the list goes on and on. I like pretty much everything. then theres stuff like Dwight Yokum, The Jonas Jennings Jargon, The Hoavians, Kent Partnip and the Heartwarblers, Edgewater, The Sucklotrons, Q-Encounter and the Crackhouse Crunkers (gangsta rap, YO!), The Charles House Blue Ribbon Players, Rank Bloatsberg and the Rest, Tom Thudd and the New Journals, Mister Joe Richtammer, The Rich Eisen 5, Corner O' The Street Carl and the Blasthouse Gang, Jake Roberts and the Moonshine Jug Band, The Accidental Incident....just to name a few

Movies:

lots of porn. fetish porn, whips, chains, feathers, shackles, scat,golden showers, snuff....oh, and these are ok, too...

Television:

OOOOH. I really like the BBC. Father Ted is the greatest show ever. If you've never seen it, i highly suggest you do yourself a favor and check it out. Smallville I watch regularly, Family Guy, reruns of MacGyver, Unsolved Mysteries, and Dawson's Creek (yes, I know) are also favorites. I also have many shows on DVD such as the entire series of Greatest American Hero. I'm such a dork.

Books:

i like autobiographies, anything with stories from peoples lives. not soooo much into reading fantasy. definitely prefer true stories of drugs, and sex, and death, debauchery, anything interesting to me ooops, how did that get in there...Im not gay.....REALLY!...AWWWWWW

Heroes:

Harley Race

My Blog

bad day

well, i need to say goodbye to an amazing person. My grandmother Veronica Murawski passed away at 6:10. this is very difficult, i already miss her terribly. i never expected it to go this fast. i knew...
Posted by Professor Postlewaite on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:38:00 PST

lots ta say

Hey yo, Its been awhile since ive posted. I would like to start off by saying that i feel michael vick's punishment was not enough. people may think i am crazy, but in some ways i feel animals should ...
Posted by Professor Postlewaite on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:57:00 PST

actually, THIS is the most important development in the history of information

OK, so I know that I have been posting blogs for a few years now whenever something tickles my fancy (thats hot, I know), pisses me off beyond belief (Ron Mexico, I'm looking in your general direction...
Posted by Professor Postlewaite on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 03:37:00 PST

im old as fuck

alas, my hours as a young man are quickly crumbling like a rose left out of water for over a month. ive got a bad back, 2 bad knees, thinning hair, a walker, dentures, quintuplifocals (is that even a ...
Posted by Professor Postlewaite on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 06:08:00 PST

Michael Vick/Animal cruelty (WARNING: explicit, graphic language/content)

credit sandtiger2006I'm sure we all know about Michael Vick's association with dogfighting/gambling over dogfighting. After I heard about Vick aka Ron Mexico aka flaccid disease c...
Posted by Professor Postlewaite on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 09:18:00 PST

nothing to do with the last blog

i chose to separate this portion from the other, as the other one is quite long, and slightly morbid. therefore i doubt most people will read it. once again, these are not designed as anything more th...
Posted by Professor Postlewaite on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 11:21:00 PST

benoit situation

the first thing i need to discuss is this whole chris benoit murder/suicide debacle. when i arrived back at the hotel after working all day monday (which was torture in itself, as it was 88 degrees wi...
Posted by Professor Postlewaite on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 10:40:00 PST

the most important development in the history of information!

ya know, i remember when i was a wee lad. obviously i loved summer vacation, as most do. i recall the period immediately preceding the break, you know, the days leading up to the last day of school. i...
Posted by Professor Postlewaite on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 06:40:00 PST

Finally!!!!

dammit, the sabres lost. this is really making me nervous. aaaaanyway, i dont know why people cant just be honest. everyone (figuratively, probably not EVERYone) has an ulterior motive when you are sp...
Posted by Professor Postlewaite on Sun, 13 May 2007 11:21:00 PST

news news news

i feel like hell. this job is pretty tough, but it beats the hell out of sitting in a cubicle. unfortunately, i currently am stuck working with a jackass that i cannot stand. the trainer, eric, is coo...
Posted by Professor Postlewaite on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 07:48:00 PST