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About Me

Fun Facts --- First of all I BROUGHT SINGLE BACK!!! I can ride a bike backwards , I only use the tip of one finger in a bowling ball , I like to buy sweet belt buckles , I could be a pirate someday , I wear fast underwear on the weekends , I'm 17.2% body fat , I believe artificial flavors are actually very real , I have attached ear lobes , I have two real fake hips implanted inside me ! Once there was a hook growing out of my knee...yikes ! I like to rub cold things on my nipples , I make car noises without realizing it , kangaroos used to scare me , I spent my younger years growing up in the hood ,I heat ice cream before I eat it , I shower naked , spelling is not my stong point , I could not survive without pizza , I will wear Aviators anywhere , I'm pretty good at being a smart ass but mostly in a funny way , I love hanging out with great friends & partying . I'm not a cocky tuff guy but if you mess with my friends I will be the first one to roll up my sleeves , I'm very funny :) Making people laugh is what I do. - - I'm a Chevy guy , 4th gen Monte Carlo SS's are my favorite along with Shortbox 4x4's . I enjoy motorcycles too BUT I'm only passionate about SPORTSTERS , I have a Harley Sportster Chop . There's just something about riding with friend's that makes me feel like I belong kinda like a family . And if you think I'm just some pretty boy who's never got his hands dirty or turned a wrench before you're wrong . Just cus I clean up well doesnt mean shit . I'm a greaser at heart ,you just cant tell by looking at me .OK enough I's

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My Interests

cars , bars , motorcycle's , trucks , drinking with friend's , food , aviator sunglasses , getting my sporty to do a wheelie , funny movies , racing , aviator sunglasses , riding my sporty with tennis shoe's on with my feet on the back pegs . meeting new people , dart's & pool , bowling , some day finding someone ( a girl ) to love again - I know I probably sound like a sally but its true ., aviator sunglasses ,

I'd like to meet:

A nice girl who is genuine , humble , and beautifully normal yet amazingly different in her own way

Music:

I like all kinds of music . COUNTRY , punk , old stuff ,rock ,some metal,some techno , rap was cool in the 90's but it pretty much sucks nowadays not to mention I feel like a idiot listing to it.

Movies:

napoleon dynamite , wedding crashers , 40 year old virgin , bio-dome , days of thunder , drop dead fred , Gone in 60 Seconds ,American History X , pirates of the caribbean , you me and dupree , superbad , blood diamond

Television:

History channel ,Science channel , Discovery channel . I pretty much like watching stuff that makes me feel more smarter .

Books:

I like the way books smell!

Heroes:

Basically Chuck Norris , Napoleon Dynamite ,and of course The Jolly Green Giant

My Blog

Getting new sweet hip ! PART II

Yeah its crazy but true . My new right hip is pretty sweet but during the last 7 months my left hip went from showing little signs of arthritis to wearing down to bone on bone just like the righ...
Posted by I'm just kidding but seriously on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:45:00 PST

Getting a new sweet hip !

So I have finally had it with my piece of shit right hip . I getting a new one on April 4th ! I should feel as good as new but my dreams of becoming a long distance runner will be shattered and It won...
Posted by I'm just kidding but seriously on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 10:03:00 PST