at 4 out of 5 of my latest jobs, my boss told me I was "basically selling myself". I don't know what that means, but I guess I must be pretty damn good at it by now. I've sold myself over a thousand times. I hate CSI. It's boring, and the acting's bad. I believe it takes more brainpower to be funny than anything else. I saw the oc. I liked it, but I still don't make any effort to watch it. I love to eat. Luckily, I run about 40 miles a week, so I'm not a fatso. I masturbate constantly. Am I joking? I don't know, but there's no chance that you're not going to assume I'm not, so if I were, and I'm not saying I'm not, or that you don't think I'm not, then I'd be a liar and you'd be an asshole. I prefer bad weather to good, but whether good or bad, I'm good. I meet the wrong girls at the right times and the right girls at the wrong times. I haven't been able to pinpoint the wrong times just yet, but I've got it narrowed down to somewhere around never.
