mallory

hi, i'm mallory.
i curse like a sailor, and i don't give a fuck if it offends you. i love leopard print things. sweet tea is the best drink ever. i hate irresponsible people. unorganized situations bother me. original chapstick is a necessity wherever i go. i laugh a lot and uncontrollably. i don't like to hear people complain, but i do it a lot. dairy products creep me out. i'm kinda high maintenance- and that will never change. i don't usually return phone calls. i procrastinate with everything. i also over analyze everything. i sleep way too much. grilled cheese is my favorite culinary creation. i pay strong attention to details, and sometimes it's probably annoying. i hate people who move and/or talk slow. i don't trust people who are too nice and friendly. canned meats should be illegal. coke & rum were made for each other. and then for me.
the only thing i'll never fail at is being myself.
and that's how i like it.
ohh, and i suffer from cacophobia, an intense fear of ugliness. so please don't scare me!
peace bitch.