Punks, goths, ratios, scum, dickheads, junkies, bums, bummer, animal, wasters, prats, knobheads, alkies, speedfreaks, wilson wormesley, perry boys, crusties, salts, the iron duke, kirsten, pissheads, muggers, mugs, moonies, rastas, weirdos, wannabees, the grants, mohawks, psycho billies, spikey's mum, cockroaches, methadone queuers, arsebandits, violent bastards, defaecators, jamie, kreuzberg, nick wraithe, depressed hippies, pidgeons, barbed up scallies, asbestos, wankers, harry stafford, acid heads, pigs, robbers, crusties, the psv, indie kids, e-heads, viraj mendes, dopeheads, charles barry, trustafarians, target foods, fort ardwick, the scream team, ian ford, a white horse, irish john, stringies, mad michael, kirsten.But no sociology professors - or geographers for that matter