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Mark

markwhamilton

About Me

Hey, My name is Mark W. Hamilton and I am a self proclaimed genius, entrepreneur, and author. I made my first small fortune at the age of 15 selling steak knifes, I later used that money to pionear the Y2K bug. At the age of 26 my book Y2K: Should you worry? Yes you should was published, and was a New York Times best seller. I am certified in the science of Fung Shui, and I currently run the site Internet FengShui Institution . I am also the coe-founder of Fubar Entertainment .

My Interests

Driving around in my Porsche talking on my cell phone. Big Beutiful woman, Cars, and Variouse confederate activities(mainly political fund raisers).

I'd like to meet:

Big Beutiful woman

Music:

Ace a base, Bet middler

Movies:

Water World

Television:

CSI

Books:

book Y2K: Should you worry? Yes you should

My Blog

Mark Hamilton Running in 2008!!!

VOTE FOR MARK W. HAMILTON ON THE CONFEDERATE TICKET IN 2008! A vote for Mark W. Hamilton is a vote for cousin love. A vote for Mark W. Hamilton is a vote for the death penalty to all homosexuals. ...
Posted by Mark on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 04:04:00 PST

Halloween

This Halloween I'll be injecting laxatives using a hypodermic needle in to all the candy I give out, and i encourage all you to do the same. The reason I would like to advocate this is because it prov...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 01:48:00 PST

Old Peopl

Have I ever told you my philosophy on old people? Well it goes something like this. You know when you have a peice of fruit in the fridge for a long time and it starts to get all black shribbly and na...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 01:49:00 PST

ANTI HUMMER MOVEMENT

Mark Hamilton in conjunction with the national assosation of people against hummers (NAPAH) here to advicate to you new tactics in the war against mass gas consumers. You supporters of NAPAH can start...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 01:45:00 PST