Up to your shoulder in an elephant's arse (and other stories)... |
Free video Podcast NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC Animals In The Womb: Behind The Scenes
Please help my Podcast series get higher in the charts (and also see what I've been up to for the last few week...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 07:32:00 GMT |
The funniest thing I have ever seen is... |
The funniest thing I have ever seen is... the reaction of the London crowd to the compere at Ken Livingstone's anti-discrimination, anti-racism RESPECT festival 2005. When he asked who was from 'North...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 05:55:00 GMT |
I kissed an Argentinian man on the tube... |
We met on the platform at Tottenham Court Road, chatted in Spanish, then kissed,lots...in a South American way, not a British way. I didn't even check if he was an erudite, literary, culture...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 17:51:00 GMT |
I found a sesame seed on my face... |
I found a sesame seed on my face
and then I realised...
Oh yes,
I ate some sesame seeds
before.
(That explains it).
I rubbed my eye.
It burned.
and then I realised...
Oh yes,
I cut ...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 14:27:00 GMT |
My life (well, car) has gone downhill since you left... |
my car is deaded
after I t-boned a cop car
which killed it
I got shock
and whiplash
have a throat infection
glands like golf balls
and can't swallow
(insert gag here)
thought i...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 12:55:00 GMT |
'Nice' and live and underground... |
Nice = v pleasant sounds indeedLive = they are not dead or miming you knowUnderground = of a pub literallyThis tuesday I am going to... www.electroacousticclub.com- line up are all on myspace too so c...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 03:52:00 GMT |
Calling all rock n roll trainspotters: The Rainbow Theatre 1960-82... |
Please can you forward this to anyone you think might be able to help. It's a bit of a change of direction for me, so the more contributors or 'people who know people' you can put me in...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 06:54:00 GMT |
Want to get out of London? May Day folk festival frivolities... |
Fucking loop de friggin' loop - Morris Dancers on one side, Hell's Angels on the other - superb combo I recommend...
JACK IN THE GREEN festival, next weekend, Hastings: A taste of traditional q...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 02:23:00 GMT |
