Win A Date With Galactic Heartthrob

About Me

Once you Win a Date With Galactic Heartthrob, no one will ever call you ugly again. The popular boys will call you the prettiest girl in the universe, and the popular girls will all admit how ugly they really are! Once you Win a Date With Galactic Heartthrob, no bully will ever threaten you again, or hurt you again, or call you a slut again. Your Galactic Heartthrob will make the bullies cry in public!Your Mom and Dad tell you that you'll never win. Is it because they think you're not pretty enough, or smart enough, or good enough? Or is it because they're cruel, and greedy, and afraid that your new boyfriend might see right through their lies! Don't be afraid to tell everyone off, to drop out of school, and to run away from home. Everything will turn out okay, because you know that you are going to Win a Date With Galactic Heartthrob...Find more amazing free myspace templates at Free MySpace HTML Code and Layout!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/12/2006
Band Members: Calvin Shields: vox, drum machine, programming
Influences: The Cars, Oscar Wilde, Pete Best, Sisters of Mercy, The Spice Girls, Star Wars, Japan
Sounds Like: An evening of drunken karaoke with Morrissey, Neil Diamond, Peter Murphy, Calvin Johnson, Ric Ocasek, Leonard Cohen, and Rivers Cuomo.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

The Queen Is Not Dead

This summer Win a Date With Galactic Heartthrob will be thinner, our hair will be bigger, our gloves will be tighter, our vinyl will be shinier, our synths will be sexier, our guitars will be shaplier...
Posted by Win A Date With Galactic Heartthrob on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:12:00 PST

You thought you were Axl or Iggy (but you were nothing like that)

Teenagers of Earth,Zero has a value, and I will prove it to you. First, let me ask you, what is one? One is nothing more than two that cannot love. Furthermore, if two can be split a...
Posted by Win A Date With Galactic Heartthrob on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:23:00 PST

Do Teen Idols Die?

"Galactic Heartthrob,Do Teen Idols die?Love,1 Million Screaming Teenage Girls"Dear 1 Million Screaming Teenage Girls,No, Teen Idols do not die. Teen Idols have Eternal Life, and, in truth, are not ev...
Posted by Win A Date With Galactic Heartthrob on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 09:13:00 PST

Our Radio Dominance Continues

We have been embraced by Talking Cats, a UIC Sunday night radio show, thus bringing the number of radio stations that have played our music up to: 2. That's Two with a capital T.
Posted by Win A Date With Galactic Heartthrob on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:08:00 PST

To the Capitalists and Whores

Capitalists and Whores,Though we three share the vice of shamelessness, we cannot share our fate. The day will come when the slaves of every continent will trample the capitalists underneath their fe...
Posted by Win A Date With Galactic Heartthrob on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 03:50:00 PST

The Grabbing Hands Grab All They Can

I keep playing this song over and over. It doesn't even sound like music anymore, I don't even hear it when it plays. It's become like a heartbeat. The grabbing hands grab all they can. The grabbi...
Posted by Win A Date With Galactic Heartthrob on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 02:10:00 PST

A Letter Of Defiance From My Underground Bunker

Dear Corporate Fascists Who Rule Us,You thought by a steady and subtle misinformation and propaganda campaign against truth in sizing, that I would be shamed into working out and becomming fat. Fools...
Posted by Win A Date With Galactic Heartthrob on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:49:00 PST

An Open Letter To The Teenagers Of Earth

Teenagers of Earth, You're ugly and miserable and fat and dirty and alone! Why even bother popping your pimples all over the mirror, or shopping for sweatshop clothes at the mall! Do you really b...
Posted by Win A Date With Galactic Heartthrob on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 05:23:00 PST

Isn't Anything

I met this British guy at a party. He told me that he dated Rachel back in the day. You know- RACHEL, as in Slowdive. He also dated Emma. Bliss out.
Posted by Win A Date With Galactic Heartthrob on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 10:43:00 PST

I wish I was a slumberland record

Chicago has to be the worst place on this planet for twee music. But last year, out of the blue, I stumbled into a Jason Anderson show at my coffee shop. There were only 12 people there, but he made...
Posted by Win A Date With Galactic Heartthrob on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 05:28:00 PST