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Christopher Ryan Doyle

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust Whitie; see a Dr & get rid of it.

About Me

Hi. My name is Chris but my Cousin Cracker calls me Creole. I'm 6'0" even but hoping for a late growth spert, 6'2" is what I'm aiming for. I'm a buck 65. An Aries and I totally believe in sex on the first date. Did I say believe? I meant require. Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Interests

I enjoy going to the grocery store late @ nite so I can listen to those soothing tunes and do my shopping drunk. That way every morning is like a little surprise party.

I'd like to meet:

Tom
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Music:

It's hard to hear what with the voices in my head being so (shut up Troy! They're not going to judge us) loud.

Movies:

Better Off Dead, The Goonies, Braveheart, The Jerk, Dumb & Dumber, The Princess Pride, The Three Amigos, The Notebook haha J/K, Alpha Blew, Back Door Whore, Back Door Whore 2, Back Whore Door III, no no no I don't watch those last three I made them up and Alpha Blew broke my jr yr of high school.

Television:

Seinfeld, Family Guy, Cheers, It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia, The Office, My Name is Earl, Bonanza, King of the Hill

Books:

On tape

Heroes:

Bill Clinton for his fearless actions he gave and recieved while in office. I mean seriously, that bitch did not look good, although I'm sure the bounce back is probly what kept him coming back for more. Come on. We've all done it but we haven't all admitted it.