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Millhouse Monroe

About Me

"We should be open-minded
But not so open-minded that our brains fall out"
-Richard Dawkins
I'm a vegetarian, guitarist boyfriend, and dedicated in all respects.
I'm dead big, apparently.
I dig music.
I'll give anything a listen, but I love good ol' rock 'n' roll, and see no need for it to change.
I love movies, anything that makes the hair on my arms stand on end, but not so much the hair on my legs.
I don't know why, but my knee hair stands on end for anything, like Jerry Springer.
I Love
The Shell
My guitars
My friends
Select members of my family
My music; what I hear, what I play, all of it
And animals. Big, small, fuzzy, scaly... not fussy
Before we can say something is supernatural, paranormal or extraordinary,
We have to figure out what's natural, normal and ordinary
But here I am, telling secrets to the one guy you don't tell secrets to...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

They say never meet your idols, but I've never met one I didn't like.
Unfortunately, most of my idols are long dead
It's quite sad actually
Of the living, I'd have to say...
Jimmy Page
Scott Gorham
Robert Plant
Alice Cooper
Rob Zombie
John 5
Paul Reed Smith
Les Paul
Richard Dawkins
Derren Brown
Kevin Kjonaas
Fidel Castro
Of the dead...
Phil Lynott
Dimebag
John Bonham
Jimi Hendrix
Keith Moon
Frank Zappa
Ted McCarthy
Douglas Adams
Che Guevara

My Blog

Step AWAY from the Sci-Fi

So I had a dream a little while ago which has finally driven home the message that I should stop watching Doctor Who, Red Dwarf, HHGG et al. My dream concerned the completely imagined, sole ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 05:48:00 GMT

Jynnan Tonnyx all round, then?

It is a curious fact, and one to which no one knows quite how much importance to attach, that something like 85% of all known worlds in the Galaxy, be they primitive or highly advanced, have invented ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:56:00 GMT

The 86 Rules of Drinking

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Chan...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 08:12:00 GMT