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Kevin

I wasted half my life on the thought of

About Me

I'm one of the good ones
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My Interests


Myspace Layouts I love music, movies and orgasms and company during any of which. When I go out to places I like to play poker but sometimes I think its the devil and going camping, walking cliffs, and visiting stupid tourist attractions. I like drinking with friends, making no talent midi music, and spending time with my kick ass daughter. I also like going to play ping pong, pinball, golf or bowling. Eating food is pretty cool too.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is trying to be.

Music:

.. 27, 311, ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead, Alec Empire, Animal Collective, Atari Teenage Riot, A Perfect Circle, Autolux, Air, The Beta Band, Bjork, Beastie Boys, Bliss Blood, Behold...The Arctopus, Big Black, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, The Blood Brothers, Bridge Club, Broadcast, Beck, The Beatles, Beatles, Blondie, Broken Social Scene, Between the Buried and Me, The Coral, The Chemical Brothers, Chiodos, Cephalic Carnage, Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains, cEvin Key, Cypress Hill, The Doors, Download, Deftones, Dimmu Borgir, Dysrhythmia, Don Caballero, DeVotcha, Dillinger Escape Plan, Dillinger Four, David Bowie, Duct Tape Mustache, Del tha Funkee Homosapien, Dog Fashion Disco, Dying Fetus, Eyedea and Abilities, The End, End., Estradasphere, Eels, Error, Flogging Molly, Fantomas, Fiona Apple, The Fiery Furnaces, The Faint, Gorillaz, Goldfinger, Glassjaw, Hockey Night, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Incubus, Into the Moat, Joan of Arc, Jurassic 5, Jimi Hendrix, Kid606, Kaada, Kasabian, Les Claypool's Frog Brigade, LCD Soundsystem, Liars, Local H, The Left Rights, Mindless Self Indulgence, Medeski Martin & Wood, Mr. Bungle, Melt Banana, Massive Attack, Mudvayne, The Mars Volta, MC Paul Barman, Muse, Mates of State, Nirvana, Nothing Face, Nine Inch Nails, Oysterhead, The Olivia Tremor Control, Orange 9mm, Primus, Pavement, Pink Floyd, Portishead, The Plot to Blow Up the Eiffel Tower, The Postal Service, Radiohead, Ruins, Rage Against the Machine, Russian Circles, The Raveonettes, Refused, System Of A Down, Stephen Malkmus, Secret Chiefs 3, The Sounds of Animals Fighting, Smashing Pumpkins, The Subways, Starland Vocal Band, Suicidal Tendencies, Song of Zarathrustra, Senor Coconut, Sharon Jones and The Dap Kings, Starlight Mints, Sublime, Sausage, Tub Ring, The Telescopes, Teenage Jesus and The Jerks, Thursday, Violent Vemmes, Weezer, The White Stripes, Wolf Parade, ZAPPA

Movies:

Amelie, Snatch, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, Four Rooms, Memento, Clerks, Pulp Fiction, Strange Brew, Reservoir Dogs, City of God, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Spirted Away, Dazed and Confused, Big Fish, Clock Work Orange, Full Metal Jacket, The Story of Riki Oh, Fight Club, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Where the Buffalo Roam, Donnie Darko, Slacker (NOT SLACKERS), The Big Lebowski, Requiem For a Dream, Swingers, American Beauty, The Usual Suspects, The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, Johnny Dangerously, Secretary, Star Wars and The Lord of the Rings... there're many other good movies but these everyone should watch at least once

Television:

All TV is Evil but Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy (the BBC mini series version), Family Guy, Sealab 2021, Most of the Adult Swim line up (minus anime), Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mr. Show, The Ben Stiller Show, The Critic, Kids in the Hall, Arrested Development and The Simpsons (of course)

Books:

Robert Anton Wilson

My Blog

I hate the brilliance that is the locust

I truly hate it. part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiDWj-pblKY part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoIfYl3GFbI part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axgLcmVogl4 You don't have to watch part 1 &a...
Posted by Kevin on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 01:21:00 PST

Mild case of What the FUCK!

I feel retarded!  I went to the grocery store to pick up a few things.  When I got done, I returned to my car to find that I left my door completely open.  Isn't closing a door suppose ...
Posted by Kevin on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 04:54:00 PST

How to sell your soul on a buyers market?

Violent Femmes' Kiss Off is one of the best songs ever and if you like weird drum n bass stuff check out Venetian Snares.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCk0TggW7RY Also I need new music t...
Posted by Kevin on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:20:00 PST

No wonder I'm out of alignment, I don't have a planet anymore

My ruling planet isn't even a planet.  What do I do now?  Being a scorpio I count on the "planet" Pluto to show me guidance.  Now "the man" tells me I dont have a planet. &nbs...
Posted by Kevin on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 04:37:00 PST

Thanks Dredd, Now I Look New Wave Emo

During Billy's band, Lust For Blood, I was doing what I always do, just moving to the music. When Dredd's hand goes flying towards my face hitting me full force directly onto my left eye.  I was ...
Posted by Kevin on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 01:49:00 PST

I can't get a lift

Dear Blog Readers, So anyone who has been to my condo knows the elevators are kind of scary but never get stuck.  That was true until a couple days ago when I came home from work all sad from som...
Posted by Kevin on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 10:13:00 PST

The Dream Blog

This is a dream I had a couple months ago that was pretty interesting to me and I'd like to share it with yous. So I'm a janitor in some office building somewhere and I'm sweeping the floor....
Posted by Kevin on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 11:58:00 PST

For those who want to know so bad

For those who want to know so bad, I felt it necessary for my first blog to be my first memory. Some 20 years ago I went on a vacation with my family to disneyland, where dreams become reality a...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 11:08:00 PST