The Great Wizard of Scarborough

About Me

What can I say about me....I'll leave that for you to decide! I tried to become a pirate but was thrown overboard when I couldn't grow a real man's beard! Managed to swim to Hamburg and then hitch a ride with the circus to Muenster, where, oddly, my parents live....weird! Since I've been here I've started a cattery for cats with learning difficulties and I am president of both the Right Said Fred and David Hasselhoff fan clubs! I'm a bit pissed off with Peter Crouch as he stole the robot from me without asking, everyone knows that I get the robot going in a club, the toilet, an old folks home, anywhere, it's my thing! Also I tried bringing SexyBack ages ago and now bloody JT's jumping on that so what's a guy to do? (Don't answer that)
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My Interests

Music, cinema and drinking with people I enjoy socialising with! Football and Tennis although I don't get to play that much these days!.. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who knows me is more than welcome, or if you happen to be someone that I've lost touch with! Failing that if you're a cute little honey looking to get breezy drop me a line! Also I'd love to meet Batman, Optimus prime(Transformers), Lion-O(Thundercats) and Berk from Trap Door, that crazy cracker, always opening the door even though we know he shouldn't "cause there's something down there"! .. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Anything that sounds good to my ear although at the moment mainly Hip-Hop, R'n'B, Motown and old school soul/Jazz/Blues (Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong)

Movies:

Batman Begins, Anchorman, Old School, BASEketball, Team America, American Psycho, Usual Suspects, Primal Fear, the Rules of Attraction, Casino, Goodfellas, I could go on.....and I will, the Big Lebowski, Boogie Nights, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Sin City, Fight Club, American History X, all the American Pie films, all the Austin Powers films......there's more but now I'm bored of typing!

Television:

The O.C. although it's gone a bit shit at the moment, My Name is Earl, don't really get the chance to watch TV as my Mum is kind of in charge of the remote and the last time I tried to take it she hit me over the head with a book case!

Books:

Anything by Brett Easton Ellis, James Ellroy, the Da Vinci Code, the Rum Diary. I would like to add that Dan Brown is a god damn shit for writing two books, (Angels and Demons & The Da Vinci Code), that are 99 per cent exactly the same, what a shit!

Heroes:

My mum and that's about it, I think it's harder to find a role model in the time that we live in, most people are flawed in some way or another!