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jess like heaven

...this is gonna be like shootin fish in a barrel...

About Me

i tend to live with terrible intensity. i have a heavy heart. i have an even heavier head. im egotisical and obnoxious. i have poor decision making skills. im a wishy washy art major. i have trouble focusing. i have jokes to tell which are usually most enjoyed by me. i celebrate irony. im unforgiveably mellowdramatic. i bump into inanimate objects more often than one might believe possible. im self indulgent and slightly paranoid. im careless with my belongings. ive been told im like nails on a blackboard. i make exaggerated judgements on my character. im obsessed with myself.

My Interests

popular culture, tattoos, october in massachusetts, and these two

I'd like to meet:

a baby to wear this

Music:

let it tear us apart

Movies:

and

Books:

i only have time for muslims, buddhists, and james joyce.

Heroes:

vagabonds, renegades, those who dance.

My Blog

Surviving an Early Morning Shower: A How to Guide to Beating the Cold

1. IMMEDIATELY scurry back under the covers. Stay there until your body has stopped seizing. this may take a few minutes or a few hours. 2. Keep in mind (reluctantly) the following:-once you get t...
Posted by jess like heaven on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 09:00:00 PST

Dear Unsubsidized Loan 1

youre a real whore. thanks for giving me so much money. ill be sure to wisely apply my refund check to books and appropriate survival necessities. fifteen years from now, assuming ive begun to pay ...
Posted by jess like heaven on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:34:00 PST