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" My mother never saw the irony of calling me a son of a bitch." Jack Nicholson" I read somewhere that 77% of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23% who are apparently doing quite well for themselves. " Jerry Garcia

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Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 02:59:00 GMT

Moving can be very lame indeed.....

Your couch needs to be ordered and this takes longer than expected..... That shower curtain you ordered is put on back order until the second week of June, no need to inform you of this..... Your park...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 14:09:00 GMT

I really liked this.

Living in the Flow Water, the tao and you By Wayne Dyer The Tao and water are synonymous, according to the teachings of Lao-tzu. You are water; water is you. Think about the first nine months of your...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 17:25:00 GMT

3/10/08

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.  - Evan Esar He who praises you for what you lack wishes to take from you what you have.  - Don Juan Manuel If the automobile had follo...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 08:27:00 GMT

The Legend of Eeenie Meenie and other tales

I have known many good dogs in my day, but only one that qualifies as Mondo. Eeenie Meenie is that dog. The only thing eeenie about Meenie is his size. He looks like a rat with one ear. But to underes...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:58:00 GMT

Pretty thoughts for today....

A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.  - William James Count Hermann Keyserling once said truly that the greatest American superstition wa...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:02:00 GMT

What Valentine’s Means to Me....

Lovely comments that await my ever apologetic reply..... NEVER DELIVERED ORDER ON VALENTINES DAY; NEVER RECIEVED BY RECIPIENT. THANKS A LOT. CONTACT ASAP ABOUT BILLING. VERY UPSET OKAY BETTER WORD - A...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 07:37:00 GMT

Todays thoughts....

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.  - Quentin Crisp An adventure is only an inconve...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:56:00 GMT

Why peanut butter, banana and honey samiches are evil..

They turn against you! They will give you a sneezing fit that will last over 5 minutes and make everyone in your office laugh at you and point. Since their secret weapon is being very messy you will t...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:40:00 GMT

Best moments of tonight....

Drunker Girl: You're the bla can't under stand smellingest gurrl here tonight?Drunk Risa:  What?Drunker Girl: YOU ARE bla la ta can't under stand la tee da....Drunk Risa: What?!! (insert disguste...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 23:59:00 GMT