Did you ever see a retarded person's ball sack? It's big. Some people aspire to be hung like horses, I'm hung like a goat. Goats have big nut sacks, mkay. I weigh like 165lbs or 75kg at least 10 of the lbs are balls, mkay. I can also urinate further than you. I can shoot urine about 15 feet or about 4.5 – 5 meters if I’m shooting my urine somewhere outside the US or the UK. I like to watch movies, but more importantly, I like to watch the previews for movies before I watch the movie. I don’t like to listen to people bitch about me watching the previews before the movie. I like to eat healthy, but I also like to get belligerently blacked out drunk and chain smoke. I don’t like when people tell me that drinking and smoking are bad for me…no shit. I like to read about politics and occasionally discuss them. I hate to argue politics with people all night when I’m drinking, especially when their only point is that America is the root of all evil in the world, and that I am somehow personally responsible for American foreign policies abroad. I like boobies, but I like nice round butt’s even better. I hate when people are uptight and act like their morality is some sort of universal truth or that it should be. I like natural relationships and hate when people put all sorts of expectations on things without talking about it. I like people who are open minded and flexible to new things, I hate when people think they have already figured the world out and have let their minds become all rigid and unyielding. I like good friends, and think friendship should mean something. I don’t like when people claim they’re friends but really act like acquaintances…I have actual acquaintances that are better friends than these people. I like when my friends drunkenly lose their cars, kick TV’s out the windows yelling “Yo bitch,†and chase my female friends around crowded bars waving their penises. I like the east coast, but I liked living on the west coast as well. I like people’s honesty and straightforwardness on the east coast, but can’t say I’m a big fan of the weather. I love the weather on the west coast, but wish people were a little more sincere (though I do like that you can make friends anywhere you go). I was in China and Korea. I loved China! I hated Korea my first year here; or rather it was a bad year for me, I’m trying to make my second year a great one, and so far it’s pretty good. I liked hiking on he AT for a summer, but wasn’t that impressed with living in Florida afterwards. Deciduous forests are pretty, but coniferous ones are mystical. I like teaching kids, but think they are dumb, so dumb that it makes me laugh and enjoy my job despite the long hours and hard work. I guess most people who read this already know these things about me. I like to write the obvious about myself on myspace.....This profile was edited with Space codes - Editor MySpace HELP Profile Help!
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