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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional

About Me

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Live in Northeast Michigan,up in the thumb. I have alot of family here in Michigan. Most are certifiable but are harmless.*L* I also have a adopted family in California who are just as certifiable but I love them anyways. Dont get to see them nearly as often as I would like.
For the most part I work the exhibition circuit in Detroit. .. No, I'm not a exhibitionist so its safe (well not really safe) to visit Detroit! I install conventions,shows and concerts at venues like the legendary Cobo Hall or Joe Louis Arena
Love to laugh and to make people laugh.
Just missing Ms Right. ..
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: Don
Birthday: August 1st
Birthplace: In a hospital dummy
Current Location: The Thumb
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: same with ever growing stray gray
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right - but just 4 1/2
Your Heritage: Scottish,french native American(blackfoot mostly)
The Shoes You Wore Today: havent put any on yet
Your Weakness: FOOD, Women crying, forklift forks
Your Fears: family and friends getting hurt or worse
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni,double mushroom extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Drop under 200#
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LSHICMP
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who the heck is she?
Your Best Physical Feature: ears
Your Bedtime: when Im tired
Your Most Missed Memory: playing with my cousins when their biggest worry was where the heck is the ice cream man
Pepsi or Coke: Coke Zero is the best diet cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Easy.*L*
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Raspberry Ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Only if I catch fire
Do you Swear: What kind of $&%#(*& is that?!
Do you Sing: Only if I feel like torturing some one
Do you Shower Daily: Mostly
Have you Been in Love: who hasnt
Do you want to go to College: Yeah, If I had a brain
Do you want to get Married: Whos asking?And how much are you worth?
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I can spell better than you
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope, but I do get Moe shun sickness, nyuk nyuk
Do you think you are Attractive: If I dropped 50lbs
Are you a Health Freak: hahahhahahahah
Do you get along with your Parents: yes I do
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em
Do you play an Instrument: I wish.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no, could of used a few drinks Saturday though
In the past month have you Smoked: no fricken way
In the past month have you been on Drugs: baby aspirin count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: again hahahahah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunately yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ick, dont like oreos. A batch of wholemade chocolate chip cookies and a glass of milk sounds awesome right now
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YUCK! That is BAIT!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes, singing back up for William Hung
In the past month have you been Dumped: just on
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but I've been Chunky Dunking
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just peeks at the gorgeous women of Michigan.(browny points?)
Ever been Drunk: Yeppers
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: just suckered punched once
Ever Shoplifted: yes a long time ago
How do you want to Die: Well it involves Carla Gugino,Salma Hayek, Jennifer Connelly and a massive stroke. hehe
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy
What country would you most like to Visit: Scottland to see the family Castle
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: brunette
Short or Long Hair: LONG
Height: above 5 feet
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: Daisy Dukes and anything not frumpy(This is still "in a girl" right?)
Number of Drugs I have taken: from who?
Number of CDs I own: 100 give or take

Number of Tattoos: none
Number of piercings. - just the piercing screams of agony that happen if I try to sing

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus and all the relatives I've lost and never really got to know. Elvis, Marilyn Monroe, Laurel and Hardy,Bob Hope, The Three Stooges
Abraham Lincoln, The old guy on Benny Hill who use to get repeatedly beat by Benny. Joan Severance, Leeane DeMaughner(sp?) Heywood Jakissmee, Cassandra Peterson

, Bettie Page,Josie, Ashley, Halle, Jessica, Jennifer, Salma, Alicia, Dana, Carla Gugino and last but not least the future beheader of Osama Bin Laden. .. ....> ..
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My Blog

People foods’ that can kill your pet

..People foods' that can kill your petFrom chocolate to raisins, here's what not to feed Fido  even if he begs Bad news foodsAvocadosThey contain a toxic component called persin, which can damage hea...
Posted by on Sat, 10 May 2008 07:04:00 GMT

Sweet Aunt Doris

Today we lost you after a long fight with Alzheimers. As sad as I am that I will not see your beautiful smiling face again till the Lord summons me I cannot help but being happy that you have been re...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:22:00 GMT

Help Feed the Hungry

This is real. I checked it out. Got a few minutes whenever try it out. (Don R 1-20-08) About FreeRiceFreeRice is a sister site of the world poverty site, Poverty.com.FreeRice has two goals:Provide En...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:52:00 GMT

We survived!!!

TO ALL THE KIDS   WHO SURVIVED the1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!   First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.They took aspirin, ate blu...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 06:43:00 GMT