Collin Powell, Brett Favre, Oprah Winfrey, Seth Green, LaDanian Tomlinson, Ron Hextall, John Kruk, and the creators of South Park. I also wouldn't mind meeting Ed Norton or Opie & Anthony. I would also love to meet the Supreme Court, particularly former Justice Sandra Day O'Connor and the late Chief Justice Rehnquist. Finally, I'd like to meet Bill O'Reilly and kick him in the shin for being so rude to and bullying his guests, though I agree with him more often than not.