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Charlotte

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About Me

The first thing you need to know about me, is that I have a sense of humor and I’m not afraid to use it. Life’s too short to mope around…
I love my shoes! Leave it alone – it’s deep and it’s real!
I’m a good girl. I have integrity, morals and values and I can be the biggest goodie-two-shoe you’ve ever met. But don’t let that fool ya… Piss me off and I bite back! Mess with the people I love and I will have your ass. I have a strong sense of what’s fair and no one should expect me to roll with the punches. That being said…
I give second chances. I am kind, honest, nurturing and forgiving. I have been dubbed ‘Mother Earth’ by my friends. I am a good friend and I am nothing, if not loyal. I share what little I have with the people I love more than anything: my family and friends. Without them, I am nothing. I would do anything to make sure they’re happy and healthy.
I am professional, I don’t mind working hard and I take pride in doing the things I commit to. I do charity work for The Danish Aids Foundation whenever I get a chance and through The Danish Red Cross, I am part of a large group of people, who make children’s clothing for the less fortunate around the world. I clean my grandmother’s house once a week and I am kind to animals. FYI: Bugs aren’t animals…
I can be an absolute mess. Which means my home can be an absolute mess. I don’t put my shoes away when I get home, I squeeze my toothpaste from the middle of the tube and for the most part, my dishes aren’t washed the same day I use them. I do know how to clean and I do it well, but don’t always feel like cleaning something every day.
I love spending time outside, as long as it doesn’t involve bugs, fishing or camping. Gardening is my therapy and I love nothing better than to spend my summer Sundays with my ass in the air and my hands in the dirt.
I’m quite attached to my four-letter-words, so if you like people who speak politely, look elsewhere...
I am flawed, chipped around the edges and I have opinions. I have dandruff and I snore. I don’t care for perfection.


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The above warnings were crafted by the lovely Venus.

No shoe/pantyhose/foot fetichists, please! That's NO, as in zero, zip, zilch, nada - NONE!!! While I appreciate a good shoe, I am not turned on by one. I'd like to make that clear!!! Nor am I looking for people who are turned on by the apparel rather than the girl in it...

That being said, anyone with a sense of humor, really... Must be able to laugh at yourself! Tolerance, honesty, patience and an open mind are also appreciated. Being nuts doesn't hurt either... Oh hell, I don't know. Make me laugh!!! And don't harrass my friends, please. We play nice on this page!!!

Some ground rules... Don't ask me for nude pics or money (anything left over from bills WILL be spent on shoes). DON'T ASK FOR MY MESSENGER ID - I don't get on IM with people I don't know. And yes, I own a webcam. No, I'm not gonna get naked on it! And FYI... I generally don't answer messages from people who have their profile set to "private" (I showed you mine, you might wanna return the favor and show me yours), so quit bitching to me about not answering back...

First shallow rule of MySpace: NO PICTURE - NO ADD! And PLEASE - don't send me a request if you're just adding people to see a higher number on your friends list! You need only apply if you've got something to say! To me! On a regular basis... If you request my friendship, I assume it's because you feel like you have something to say to me.

Not looking for a husband or a long-distance relationship and, for now, all positions on the soul mate front are filled thanks to my wonderful friends! Don't lie to me, don't play me and don't mess with my head! People with fake pictures or no pictures at all need not apply! And yes, I can tell the difference!

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My Blog

Free Art - Delivered!

A while back, I posted a blog in which I promised to send five people a piece of art crafted by yours truly. The first five to respond, won! The winners were:- Jennuh- Om (the instigator)- Jonafun- Mo...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Aug 2009 12:18:00 GMT

Freak flags up and out!

For as long as I can remember, the beaches of Denmark have been littered with naked and semi-naked people. Could be a relic from the good old liberated 70s when everything natural was beautiful. Nowa...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Jul 2009 01:28:00 GMT

Friends? Really?

Okay, so I know MySpace is a weird-ass place. Im not kidding myself& Trying to make sense of this crazy corner of the cyber world is absolutely a waste of effort. And yet, it continues to amaze me ho...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:53:00 GMT

Free art - come one, come all (give-away closed, but we're always open for comments)

Okay, so this blog is not a Charlotte original& I swiped it from my blogging hero, Om. And she stole it off someone else& Aint we a pair?Alright, here goes:The FIRST 5 people to respond to this will ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 09:33:00 GMT

Ode to My Favorite Perv

By request, I have written a poem for my most faithful and pervy MySpace stalker; Jon-A-Fun. Apparently, the impromptu, 10-second quickie I presented him with earlier, didn't quite do the trick. I bel...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 18:59:00 GMT

Love Potion no. 49,99 - a squirt of come-hither

These days, everyones looking for the easy way out, the shortcut, the quick fix& We dont want to do the work it takes to get what we want. We live in a world where we want a pill to make things bett...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:36:00 GMT

Play nice or get your ass outta the sandbox!

Oy& the drama llama strikes again!Every time I log onto my MySpace, I see "myspace.com  a place for friends" at the upper left hand corner of the page. Now, tell me I'm not the only person who sees t...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 22:22:00 GMT

Miss Kittys How-To Guide on Sublimating Your Emotions With Windex

I've spent the day cleaning. Literally, spent the day cleaning. Vacuuming, washing the floors, washing the sheets, rugs and curtains, too. So, aside from a few bits and bobs lying around, my place is ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 21:07:00 GMT

The Ideal Man

I give you this scenario: - One warm summer night- Three young women- Barbecue dinner...- ...followed by a trip to the movies to see "Sex & The City The Movie"- ...followed by cocktails on Charlot...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 01:12:00 GMT

Aint it grand?

Okay, so I know there are people going through a lot worse than I am& But I don't exactly feel like the luckiest person right now. It feels like the last few months have been a series of trials. I've ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:25:00 GMT