I'm not interested in anything that doesn't move me or make me laugh, therefore I like music, going out and drinking alcohol and taking the piss out of Pidge at work.
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I also enjoy thinking up weird inventions like shoes for pigeons.
welcome to my first linerider, personally i think it kicks proper loads of ass!its up to you though, but bear in mind it took me 5 hours and 2 hours just to do the bit where the penguin nearly falls over! I didnt go for substance, I WENT FOR STYLE BABY! (p.s. not trying to sound ghetto/gangsta)
I'd like to meet:
Jesus, John the Baptists, God/Allah/Jehova/Dave, Colonel Sanders, Howard Brown from the Halifax adverts and the queen, coz shes fit XD
On the serious side though, Harry Hill, Noel Fielding and Eddie Izzard
And Charlie Brooker because he is too fucking hilarious, as seen here...
Also like to give a shout out to my main man Barack Obama. The first black president he should be. It can only promote racial equality, while sticking the two's up at the KKK and I'm sure he can do a hundred times better job than that simpleton George Bush! Hillary Clinton sucks balls!.. .. ..Richard Pryor rules
Music:
Arctic Monkeys
Beastie Boys
Bloc Party
Blur
Calvin Harris
Chemical Brothers
Colplay
Daft Punk
David Bowie
Eagles of Death Metal
Editors
Feeder
Foo fighters
Franz Ferdinand
Gary Newman
Gorillaz
Hard-Fi
Jamiroquai
Jimi Hendrix
Chili Peppers BEST EVER!!!
Sex Pistols
Tenacious D
The Clash
The Good the Bad the Queen
Killers
Klaxons
Smiths
White Stripes
Zutons
The Answering Machine
The Moldy Peaches
Queens of the Stone Age
The Cribs
and Kings of Leon...to name a few lol ..
Favourite song: King of the Rodeo - Kings of Leon
Favourite Album - Demon Days - Gorillaz
Movies:
Musicals, except Grease!
Juno (wow!!)
Kung Fu Hustle
Serenity best film ever!
The Wizard of Oz
School of Rock
all Tarantino films
and Lost in Translation. ..
Television:
Peep Show
Doctor Who
Firefly
Scrubs
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Futurama
Family Guy
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Lost
Top Gear
The Mighty Boosh
Hustle
Life on Mars/Ashes to Ashes ..
Charlie Brookers Screenwipe
Reaper
Heroes
We all know that SMTV:Live was the best programme ever though, nothin like waking up on a saturday morning to Anty and Decky the Garden Goblins =] Fond memories.
Books:
Shakespeare =]
Gotta say, I have something of a passion for literature, call me a geek...get fucked! ..
Heroes:
Non of you will know my hero because he saved my life, he is a doctor but that don't make me gay. If ever you get the chance, go on the Freeman hospital website and look for Mr.Asif Hasan.
Charlotte Hunter and Sarah Bradley are my two favourite people in the world. Justs for the memorable quotes, "Whats a beef wallet?" (Chaz) and "Don't hit me James, I bruise like a peach" (Sarah)
Also, the Queen has special powers I hear so if ever there
is another whale on the Thames, watch her pull it out. If you sing the national anthem at that exact monent she is in danger, God himself picks her up and places her in safety. She also shits diamonds..apparently.
Oh and Supercow...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kilner
Birthday: The Dawn Of Time
Birthplace: somewhere erm....OVER THERE!
Current Location: Planet earth
Eye Color: i don't know, erm...greenishyblueygreybrown to be precise
Hair Color: blackbrown...BUT NOT FUXXING EMO
Height: a bit bigger than too little but not quite big enough to reach the porno shelf in a shop
Right Handed or Left Handed: BOTH
Your Heritage: my penis?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black converse with property of James kilner written on the bottom
Your Weakness: my puny elbows, oh they are the bain of my life
Your Fears: bullets, fire, Emo's, michael Jackson and marmite
Your Perfect Pizza: One with food on it please
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 5"6'
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "i'm not gay you are gay"
Thoughts First Waking Up: OUCH MY GODDAMN EYES!!!1
Your Best Physical Feature: The scar on my chest from saving a Zambian village from a 20" crocodile
Your Bedtime: when the step mum says so. damn mule
Your Most Missed Memory: does the answer have something to do with kinder eggs?
Pepsi or Coke: from qualitysave?
MacDonalds or Burger King: macburgerkonalds
Single or Group Dates: alone sex?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: from qualitysave?
Chocolate or Vanilla: milkybar
Cappuccino or Coffee: MOCCACINO CHOCOLATE AND COFFEE MOCCACINO
Do you Smoke: not often if never
Do you Swear: fuck shit bollocks doncaster
Do you Sing: when I'm cornered
Do you Shower Daily: cornetto
Have you Been in Love: well there was this one time, but it turned out i was just bored!
Do you want to go to College: yes please, after I've failed this year I shall return
Do you want to get Married: I AM MARRIED!
Do you belive in yourself: I am real!
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when having teh sex or on a rollercoater
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm sexier than Howard Brown: the halifax man and hurley from lost
Are you a Health Freak: i ate a kebab once =<[/b>
Do you get along with your Parents: one of the three of them
Do you like Thunderstorms: they sting
Do you play an Instrument: the mandalin and the spoons and...who am I kidding...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes please
In the past month have you Smoked: no thanks babe
In the past month have you been on Drugs: my tacro baby what a thrill
In the past month have you gone on a Date: is this a trick question?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: a mall? what is this mall?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: wtf are oreos? which retard wrote this questionnaire?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: is that made of cats
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: lets just say Blackpool will never be the same
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: pieces of rainbow
Ever been Drunk: well yes and no: yes i have been drunk, no i have not not been drunk
Ever been called a Tease: It is very possible
Ever been Beaten up: Of course not, ~I is teh pink powah ranj0r man!
Ever Shoplifted: a penny bubbly
How do you want to Die: with a crushed pelvis through snu snu. Or be dropped from a very great hight into a box of oreos?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A real boy
What country would you most like to Visit: Venus
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Bright pink
Favourite Hair Color: lemon flavoured
Short or Long Hair: medium sized with a quiff
Height: no bigger than me
Weight: not fat
Best Clothing Style: not emo
Number of Drugs I have taken: about 46,000 and that time i smoked weed
Number of CDs I own: 6, all chillis fuck yeah
Number of Piercings: one on my nipples and two in a more private part ;)
Number of Tattoos: 122.87 and counting
Number of things in my Past I Regret: that time I killed that small bird and stealing that bubbly and calling a pregnant woman fat =0
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