leo profile picture

leo

I´m a thief, I´m a liar, this is my church and I sing in the choir

About Me

I am a rock 'n roll poet with no real sense of poetry or rock 'n roll.I am cheese that has been cut and therefore irreparably ruined by the peanut butter knife.I am a wholeheartedly satisfying mid-morning poo. I am the scene in every film that you don't understand and makes you feel like the imbescile you truly are.I am your imaginary love-life.I am the blinds you close and then perv through. I am NOT the ladyboy that buggered you in Thailand. I am latex. I am god. I am the person your mother always warned you about and therefore probably your father. I am the next person you will buy a pint. I am Leo

My Interests

ecletic, spanking hot moorings from alien spaceports, mind shattering squabblings from bilingual penpushers, art transforming mumblings from self confessed music dons, the frivvalous and omnipresent mind of Mark E. Smith, the life-giving spheres of love that are my testicles and butterscotch Angel Delight

I'd like to meet:

The Jabberwockey

Music:

all varieties of metal, the fall, astro prog-rock, nirvana, the sound of dying animals, the sound of myself sodomising your mother and techno

Movies:

taxi driver, donnie darko, blade runner, star wars( all of 'em), scorcese, de niro, pacino, etc......

Television:

documentaries, football, porn, my reflection in the mirror

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Heroes:

If there is only one god then there is only one hero, and if that one is superior then all others are inferior, and if all are inferior they must worship the one that is not, and let that one be me, so kneel down and kiss my feet for you cannot be a match for the one who dreamt up the game. HALLELUJAH PRAISE THE LEO!

My Blog

Hobo disconbobulation

Summoning themselves from unconsiousness they drift through the crowds to obtain herb for red eye and brain high accompianied by ever-present, ever-changing draconian fluids of la-la land they assemb...
Posted by leo on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:52:00 PST

Glasto High st.

Pilgrim showboaters turn no heads towards, only noses away, local macho bear-wrestlers force emotionless profiles while inside they weep, high riders of fashion tides scowl at practical cloth beleive...
Posted by leo on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:54:00 PST

another poem.....

Stop the brigade and start the fire, nobody sleeps tonight,tell the fat little mayor in the big town hall its the last he'll see of the light,let the children cry and the monkeys fly,alert Berlin and ...
Posted by leo on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 07:18:00 PST

poem

I can give a damn good argument when the opportunity arisesI react quite well to really bad news, though I'm really not one for surpriseswhen turmoil appears and you need a leader, I'll gladly stand u...
Posted by leo on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 07:14:00 PST