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Ryland

About Me

What is there to say? I'm really stupid. I don't know what's going on most of the time and if I do it's probably because I just asked some one. I yell at people for meaningless things or things that I do myself and then punch them for no reason and insult them when they're already feeling really bad about themselves. I'm also really ugly. My facial features are that of a small rhinoceros and I'm already going bald, but I have a lot of hair on my back. There are a lot of people who probably want me dead because I'm just a mean ugly bastard. They'll probably kill me soon because I'm short and scrawny and can't defend myself at all. I was once voted most likely to be beaten down by angry hoodlums. I've never once won a fight and I get into them constantly. No one likes me and they're right not to. I've never had a girlfriend and probably never will because I'm a pitiful grotesque slithering creature and their entire gender is disgusted by the mere thought of me. They can smell my lonely horny desperation and it turns them off. I fail at everything I've ever tried and I have no one to talk to because I'm a repulsive, hypocritical, passive aggressive son of a bitch. I do have a really large penis though, so I can hit people with that and everything gets better.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone, as long as they promise not to scare me. My AIM screenname is mrdude122887...use at your own risk.

My Blog

Stupid People

After writing this I realized its really long but this is one post I actually want people to read, so Ive divided it into chapters for easy skimming. Enjoy.PrefaceI used to hate like 95% the world. Th...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 22:09:00 GMT

My Guide to Life

So I wrote this awhile ago and thought I'd keep adding to it as things came to me but then I never did.  So now I wanted to write about how great a couple movies were but that's a pathetic blog,...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 00:25:00 GMT

School Makes People Dumb

I've decided that my life would be a lot more productive if I didn't have anything that I was required to do.  People may argue this with evidence such as the way high school students act on week...
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 00:58:00 GMT

Boobs

Okay this isn't really going to be about boobs but I'm going to try to throw them in whenever I can.  Not literally throwing them, but that would be fun.  I've often thought about what it wo...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 22:55:00 GMT

See These Movies

Nah, you don't have to see them, but I get asked for recommendations a lot and I don't ever really know what to say. I feel like I need to know what genre they're looking for and what style they like ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 22:47:00 GMT

I solved the world's greatest mystery

And the answer is: The chicken came first. Obviously.  I mean if the egg came first it would have just sat there.  Eggs don't hatch on their own.  Fools, all of you.
Posted by on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 22:24:00 GMT

The Notebook will ruin your life

I just finished watching The Notebook, and it really depressed me.  Not the story so much as the fact that most teenage girls have watched this a dozen times and are now going to be disappointed ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jul 2005 02:14:00 GMT

a few things about movies

Most people decide after seeing a movie that it was either good or bad. I'm of the opinion that no movie is all bad or all good and most have at least something good to offer. Even A Walk to Remember ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 May 2005 21:28:00 GMT

Guys = Pimps and Girls = WHORES

A foolish little girl was complaining about this today and i didn't have the chance to yell at her so im going to yell at the world now instead. I've heard girls complain about it dozens of times and ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Apr 2005 15:24:00 GMT

Airport Security was Created by Satan

I just got back from a trip and had to go through three metal detectors on the course of it. However, I went through the first one three times and then was frisked by an old man who forced me to ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Apr 2005 18:21:00 GMT