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I got here as quick as I could man! Hopefully all your poo's will be solid!

About Me

I left Sally with the van man. All this smoke just started coming out ... I thought she sparked up. I started huffin' heavy man..you know..to get that ride goin. Next thing I know...we're parked under a bridge on the highway. Sally says to me..."you'd better get out and use that thumb of your". I thought she was just bein' greedy with the fun smoke. I caught a ride and didnt even know what for. Next thing I know.....I'm here with you. You know what man...I think Sally might still be in the van....ohhhh shit...I'm gonna here it now. What the hell is that noise? What the hell is a cell phone? Dude....where are you from? What?!?! Its 2006....! I left Sally in the van on the way to that Boston concert in 79'.....Ohhh crap I'm gonna hear it now. I hope she didnt kill that far out smoke maker she had. I'd better start back. She's gonna be pissed.

My Interests

Waxing my legs and stickin' ice cubes to my eyeballs when I'm stoned with Sally.

I'd like to meet:

Hey man....I'd just like to thank that guy for the ride. It seemed like it took forever. Man you need to get out of that Chevet and get into a real man's van. What was that band you were into....Sedi Uhhhmm uhhhhh. That shit kills me man. I think I'm gonna get them on the 8's

Music:

I jammed that new Molly Hatchet but hey its no freedom rock. I also had the best night ever listening to Foghat backwards.

Movies:

I loved that movie Joystick....and pretty much anything with ninjas and Chuck Norris.

Television:

Nah...I'm always in my van jamming that rock and roll brother! Fuck'n A'...I hope sally isnt playing that damn pussy Journey crap in my 8Tracker. I just bought that baby.

Books:

Yeah I read that book on the 78' Dodge van. Man this thing can really move. I'm gonna be waxing it when I get home. Maybe Sally will help me clean out the ash trays.

Heroes:

My grand dad had this horn that would play all kinds of killer stuff like that dixie thing on Dukes of Hazard. He's bad ass. I wish he could hear my new 8Track with some Boston screaming! Rock it Grand dad! Owwwww!