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Laura (Lol)

About Me

An interesting bold character who talks absolute bollox most of the time and would argue black was white....(no, seriously, im not joking!) Wait a minute, black is f**king white! I like talking utter nonsense whilst totally perplexing anybody who might be even vaguely in the vacinity. (Ie. A swirling miasma of perplexing nonsence). On a more serious note, my even more perplexing mates might tell you i have a miniscule thing for greenday, and oasis! Pfffft.. I pride myself in being able to confuse people and in my ability to talk utter shite. I am a legal drinking machine! (namely whiskey and guiness!, but i also have a small weakness for bassment cocktails and absinthe too!) I share a liver with the one and only dark lord, and god! Most of all i am ME (dear Lucifer, save us all, please) I like questioning the validity of things i see in movies -'That horse could never run as fast as that car!' (or could it...depends upon the amazing speed of the car...hmmmm, a question we should all never ponder upon!) I think the best advice i could give to the world is never aim to be like me! (now why would anyone want to do that anyway?)CONFUSED YET?
You Have Fantastic Karma
You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person.And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already.But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway.You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that! How's Your Karma?
You Are a Warrior Soul
You're a strong person and sometimes seen as intimidating.
You don't give up. You're committed and brave.
Truly adventuresome, you are not afraid of going to battle.
Extremely protective of loved ones, you root for the underdog.
You are picky about details and rigorous in your methods.
You also value honesty and fairness a great deal.
You can be outspoken, intimidating, headstrong, and demanding.
You're a hardliner who demands the best from themselves and others.
Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker SoulWhat Kind of Soul Are You?
Your Animal Personality
Your Power Animal: Shark
Animal You Were in a Past Life: Polar Bear
You have a strong character - you are an aggressive, ambitious, go-getter.
You were born to lead. The Animal Personality Test
You Are 24% Abnormal
You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul.
You are at low risk for having a borderline personality. It is unlikely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
Your Power Color Is Lime Green
At Your Highest:
You are adventurous, witty, and a visionary.
At Your Lowest:
You feel misunderstood, like you don't fit in.
In Love:
You have a tough exterior, but can be very dedicated.
How You're Attractive:
Your self-awareness and confidence lights up a room.
Your Eternal Question:
"What else do I need in my life?" What's Your Power Color?
Your Birth Month is July
Introspective and intense, you tend to be a deep thinker.
You are quiet and spiritual - and you have a unique perspective on life.
Your soul reflects: Lightness, luck and an open heart
Your gemstone: Ruby
Your flower: Larkspur
Your colors: Green and red What Does Your Birth Month Mean?
You Are a Little Scary
You've got a nice edge to you. Use it. How Scary Are You?
Your Luck Quotient: 70%
You have a high luck quotient.
More often than not, you've felt very lucky in your life.
You may be randomly lucky, but it's probably more than that.
Optimistic and open minded, you take advantage of all the luck that comes your way. How Lucky Are You?
People Envy Your Confidence
You have the attitude and self esteem to take on anything. Failure is beyond not an option for you - it doesn't even cross your mind.
People envy your ability to take on any challenge ... and they're secretly afraid you think you're better than them. You don't. You're just sure of yourself. What Do People Envy About You?
What Your Underwear Says About You
When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!
You're a closet exhibitionist who gets a thrill from being secretly naughty. The Underwear Oracle
You Are 60% Boyish and 40% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them! What Is Your Seduction Style?
Your Kissing Purity Score: 63% Pure
For you, kissing isn't a casual thing
Lip to lip action makes your heart sing Kissing Purity Test
Your Heart Is Red
You're a passionate lover - you always have a huge fire in your heart.
Too bad it's hard for you to be passionate about just one person!
Your flirting style: Outgoing and sexy
Your lucky first date: Drinks and dancing
Your dream lover: Is both stable and intense
What you bring to relationships: Honesty What Color Heart Do You Have?
Your Love Life Secrets Are
Looking back on your life, you will only have one true love.
You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't?
You expect a lot from your lover - you want the full package. You tend to be very picky.
In fights, you love to debate and defend yourself. You logic prevails - or at least you'd like to think so.
Getting over a break-up doesn't take long. Easy come, easy go. Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed
Your Love Element Is Earth
In love, you have consistency and integrity.
For you, love is all about staying grounded and centered.
You attract others with your zest for life and experiences.
Your flirting style is defined by setting the scene, creating a unique moment in time.
Steady progress and stability are the cornerstones of your love life.
You may take things too slowly, but you never put your heart at risk.
You connect best with: Fire
Avoid: Wood
You and another Earth element: need each other too much to build a good foundation What Element Is Your Love?
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Your Hidden Talent
You are a great communicator. You have a real way with words.
You're never at a loss to explain what you mean or how you feel.
People find it easy to empathize with you, no matter what your situation.
When you're up, you make everyone happy. But when you're down, everyone suffers. What's Your Hidden Talent?
How You Are In Love
You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.
You tend to give more than take in relationships.
You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.
You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.
You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?
You Should Drive a Saturn Sky
You're sleek and smooth, and you need a car to match your hot persona.
Besides, sometimes you want your top up - and sometimes you want it down. What 2007 Car Should You Drive?
How You Life Your Life
You have a good sense of self control and hate to show weakness.
You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.
Your friends tend to be a as quirky as you are - which is saying a lot!
You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable. How Do You Live Your Life?
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 46%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 56%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||| 23%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||| 30%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity || 10%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Where to start????.....well, obviously Jonny Depp (covered in chocolate!).George bush so i could...talk....just like..........him........and......I.....could geth those............................guys! Then punch his fuckin lights out. . Billie Joe for being a god of music.Chris Cornell and josh holme for being hot as a fox!Every other music god! obviously!I would like to meet Liam Gallagher one day so i could rip his balls off and watch him scream like a half decapitated rabbit.Peter Griffin so i could ask him if i had to conduct with my penis!?I would like to express myself to Brian from spaced....Obviously i would love to meet that crazy crocodile guy (Steve Erwin) because i dont beleive anyone could be such wanker....and i doubt he is fucking australian. gudday maate!I would like to meet Callum's mind mastermind and buy him a pint!to be continued when i can be arsed!

My Blog

Check this out. im a genius! LOL!!!!! bollocks!

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Ha look what ive got in store for me!

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My star sign!

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