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jon e. radd

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About Me

Hi, my name is Jon. I'm about 4'2" give or take an inch. I have beautiful brown eyes that sit very close to my temples. If I lose concentration my left eye might scan the room, but not to worry because my right one will always be focused on you. I have a gorgeous three-tooth smile and they're pretty straight too. My skin is impeccable except for this open sore on my nose and these huge acne scars I have on my cheeks. The doc says the sore should clear up in a year or two. My bod is rock solid... because of a rare debilitating genetic disease: NOT CONTAGIOUS.Not only do I have looks that kill, but I have a winning personality to match. I'm always coming up with clever things to say; partialy due to having a mild form of turetts, and when my stuttering affliction is willing, I love to tell knock- knock jokes over and over again.
~Let's be friends~
Your Thinking is Concrete and Random
You are naturally inquisitive and curious.
You're excited by new ideas, and you are a true independent thinker.
You are interested in what is possible. You like the process of discovery.
You are often experimenting, challenging old ideas, and inventing new concepts.
Rules, restrictions, and limit don't really work for you.
You have to do things your own way, and you can't be bothered to explain yourself. What Kind of Thinker Are You?

My Interests

mispelin' werdz, waking up on the beach, good books, playing music, listening to music, stickin' it to "the man", tiny trees, heckling the televisison, kodak moments, getting lost in the woods, star gazin', vague and random quotes, watching thunderstorms, pictures (stationary and active), traveling, roller disco, multi media art, listening to frogs and crickets, good conversations, belly dancing, poker, friends..... these are a few of my favorite things.

BONSAI!!!!!

the eye of god

I'd like to meet:

no one really

Music:

i'm a huge fan of the band crass, but aren't we all these days. i can't think of a better sound track to these days of ours. can you? i also like peter tosh, before he sold-out... and this stuff too.

jeffery lewis (the (in)complete history of punk rock)

lightning bolt (two towers)booker white (aberdeen mississippi blues)

janes addiction (stop)

the johnny burnette trio (lonesome train)

sublime (badfish)

the butthole surfers (who was in my room last night)

primus (john the fisherman)

kaleidoscope death (a man of many needs)

Movies:

Fast Times at Ridgemont High, THX 1138, Harvey, The Blues Brothers, The Elephant Man, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Being There, The Dream Team, Phsyco, The Fisher King, Platoon, American Splendor, The Big Lebowski, Dr. Strangelove, Life is Beautiful, Carrie, The Smartest Guys in the Room, Crash, Blazing Saddles, Training Day, 12 Monkeys, The Green Mile, Juno, Signs, Saving Private Ryan, El Topo, Back to the Future (all three), What Dreams May Come, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, A Face in the Crowd, The Good Girl, Kung Fu Hustle, Walk the Line, End of the Century, The Breakfast Club, The Exercisit, About Schmidt, Beetlejuice, Seven, The Shining, Star Wars (all of them), Hero, The Green Butchers, Dances with Wolves, Iron Man, Charley and the Chocolate Factory, Big Fish, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Indiana Jones (all of them), Edward Scissor Hands, Rock n' Roll Highschool, Dodgeball, In the Realms of the Unreal, The Wall, Lord of War, The Sixth Sense, Hide and Seek, Glory, The Eye 2, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings (all of them), The Shawshank Redemption, Kill Bill (1&2), Raising Arizona, Snatch, Dead Man Walking, Novacaine, Ferris Beular's Day Off, The Royal Tanenbaums, The Green Mile, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Buffalo 66', SLC Punk, The Outsiders, Full Metal Jacket, Pulp Fiction, E.T., Forrest Gump, Blow, Faces and Traces of Death, American Beauty, Cool Hand Luke, Rushmore, Billy Madison, Titanic, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Jarhead, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, various pornos, Night of the Living Dead (all of them), The Lady in White, Passion of the Christ, Suburbia (the punk rock one), Natural Born Killers, The Doors, Fight Club, Pi, The Deer Hunter, Vertigo, The Godfather (all three), A Very Long Engagement, Fantasia, Ghostbusters (both of them), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Life Aquatic, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Big
...and tons and tons of other stuff...

Television:

is the modern day campfire, without all the heat.

pete and pete, man vs. wild, stand up comics, americas funniest home-videos, movies, poker, or whatever's on

Books:

h. c. bukowski

h. s. thompson

Heroes:

all my heroes are dead.

My Blog

i have no eyes

I have no parents; I make the heavens and the earth my parentsI have no home; I make awareness my homeI have no life or death; I make the tides of breathing my life and deathI have no divine power; I ...
Posted by jon e. radd on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:20:00 PST

happy halloween!!!!

this comment was left by my friend lori beth the day after a halloween party a bunch of us went, crazy goodtime. however, i have zero memory of such events taking place. my brother was sober, obviousl...
Posted by jon e. radd on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:29:00 PST

the break in (muther fucker)

i just got robbed!!! my car was parked at the west end cafe, a fancy joint downtown. they busted my window out and stole a half carton of smokes and my lively-hood (my tools). mother fuckin' crack hea...
Posted by jon e. radd on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 01:11:00 PST

the break in part ii (the a.p.b. is out)

so i went back to the scene of the crime today to look around for clues and/or remnits of my tool bag. i wandered around the alley way behind the resturant i was parked at the night before, peeking in...
Posted by jon e. radd on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 01:03:00 PST

Raindrops

As we sit in my car, I watch the shadows of rolling raindrops stream down your snow white cheek. I can't help dreaming about the way things might have been. Then I realize my dreams are realer than li...
Posted by jon e. radd on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 03:21:00 PST

The Flying Burrito Brothers

It was January. I was scuzzy, unshaved, unshowered, and wearing the same clothes I'd been in for the past two weeks. Khang, Jose, Brandon, and I were drinking at some dive in Brooklyn. After several f...
Posted by jon e. radd on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 08:57:00 PST

Amputee

I woke up from a bad dream this morning and reached for you.Nothing,like an amputee reaching for a bottle of booze with a forgotten stump.Maybe you were my bad dream.Now I'm awake,and alone.But at lea...
Posted by jon e. radd on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 08:22:00 PST

Catching a Buzz

I knocked on the door. There was a loud scuffle going on in the apartment. After a few minutes the door swung open, the smell of stale booze and sex filled the air. My friend greg stood there in his b...
Posted by jon e. radd on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 11:36:00 PST

kiss ass like a bitch so you can get rich

that's right bitches, the votes are in and by default i have been given the honor of being terryodeen.com's grip of the month for june '06. it is truly an honor to be held in high ranking with other e...
Posted by jon e. radd on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 10:09:00 PST

... then the papa said, oh if i get that boy, i'm gonna stick 'em in the house of detention...

it's 3:21 in the a.m. and i just spoted a giant beetle out of the corner of my eye wondering around my room. much too big to kill, for fear of the mess his bug guts would make. so i placed a clear pla...
Posted by jon e. radd on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 01:18:00 PST