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mannish boy

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'll either end up in an office and the top of a tower with a wall of glass looking out over the Mediterranean, or dead under a bridge clutching a self-bound volume of social allegory written from the perspective of a longshoreman from Lisbon named Javier Montenegro. Or, failing that, surrounded by my huge and loving family. Whatever's clever.

My Interests

Video games, destroying languages, sandwichcraft. I play Pokemon all·fuggin·day and am unapologetic about that shiddit.

I'd like to meet:

My core personality, and ask him what the fuck he's up to!

Music:

i am music. my blood is the most socially destructive mixtape on the streets, no promotion. my brain is a haunted mixing board in a deserted indiana studio. my teeth are gangster-approved grand pianos, and my eyes are samplers on loan from volcanoes.

Movies:

Comedy, fighting, black presidents (science fiction), 70's post apocalyptic science fiction, disney, Bamboozled.

Television:

ha ha ha.

Books:

The Book of Ham!

Heroes:

Anyone who knows about Mr. Hero and would gladly front me a Romanburger.

My Blog

mutation

i need ideas for a halloween costume. we have to wear a costume at work (yes, I still work for an english conversation school) for a WEEK leading up to a halloween party on oct 28.  I'd like to w...
Posted by mannish boy on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:58:00 PST

no more grumblin tumblin en el estomago

i got cash. sold the psp. ate a corn dog. i need a sexy accountant who knows how to rock an abacus. m
Posted by mannish boy on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 06:01:00 PST

fasting for two days

i used up all my money, so I'm going to have to fast for a while.  I get paid tuesday, which is coincidentally my birthday.  I'm really hungry right now, so it's a good thing i have many dis...
Posted by mannish boy on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 07:43:00 PST

caveman

warning-the proceeding is GRIMY. lately, i have been thinking a lot about the opposite sex.  i have seasons for this stirring, usually around my birthday (biological clock?) and in midsummer (bik...
Posted by mannish boy on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 06:51:00 PST

first real blog in a LONG time

hey kids! i'm happy again! i have a shiny new laptop courtesy of MR. Tatsuya Matsudo, I don't hate my job, and I know a lot of beautiful, intelligent women! (one of whom I would even introduce to mom,...
Posted by mannish boy on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:57:00 PST

using Wii to write a bliddog

this is genius. like the title says, i'm pointing my Wii remote at the screen to type. life's good,getting better. peace and helicopters to all!
Posted by mannish boy on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 06:13:00 PST

maximum hellfire cannons

i'm getting a computer soon, thanks to tatsuya, aka tomas, aka Brother. i got 15,000--till the 25th, so things are tight. love m
Posted by mannish boy on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:27:00 PST

fugg it, time is just a ball anyway

so yeah, 8 months left. I complain a lot about my situation, but it's all self-created, so i gotta man-up and deal with it. I got wonderful people to give me emotional support (although unfortunately ...
Posted by mannish boy on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:23:00 PST

I’ll "Facebook" when you buy me a computer

Aomori sucks infinity. The Nebuta thing is actually cooler than I thought, but my energon levels are really, really low right now. If you had to cover someone else's classes so they could take a half ...
Posted by mannish boy on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 01:28:00 PST

elephant standing on left knee

Sorry to have to do this again, but I'm back in a low point. I'm coming to the realization that while I'm living in Aomori, I'll never be happy. I'm really isolated here, from friends, from family, f...
Posted by mannish boy on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 07:00:00 PST