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♥Teresa♥

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About Me

teresa --
[noun]:
A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult
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You Are Totally Prissy
People should call you princess - that is, if they don't already.
You like everything "just so" ...and you don't mind complaining if you're not getting what you want.
You're freaked out by anything gross, dirty, or low class. You definitely need to be protected from the world.
And while people usually don't mind protecting you, you're prissy antics can get a bit annoying. How Prissy Are You?
You Are 84% Girly
When the term "girly girl" was invented, they were thinking of someone like you. You're a feminine and sweet and very high maintenance. But you're worth it! How Girly Are You?
Your Gemstone is Ruby
Daring, enthusiastic, and spontaneous. You are energetic and passionate, with an appetite for life. What Gemstone Are You?
Your Aura is Yellow
Your Personality: Life's too short not to have fun. Your bright energy brings joy and laughter to those around you.
You in Love: A total flirt, you need a lot of freedom to play. But you'll be loyal to that one man who makes you feel safe.
Your Career: You love variety in a job, and you probably won't stick with one career. You would make a great professor, writer, or actress. What Color Is Your Aura?
Your Birthdate: July 21
You're a restless rebel with an unpredictable nature.
Bright but unbridled, you tend to seek out wild experiences over new ideas.
People are frustrated by your great potential, but you love your unconventional life.
You're a heartbreaker. People get attached to you, and then you're gone.
Your strength: Your thirst for adventure
Your weakness: Not taking time for slow pleasures
Your power color: Hot pink
Your power symbol: Figure eight
Your power month: March What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

My Interests


kippy
georgia bulldawg football
my AWESOME friends...they are my lifeline
the colour pink
emma grace
cooking
tennis
shopping
traveling
a great bottle of bordeaux
exercising
a great book
cute boys
maps
my red convertible
diamonds
music
champagne
clothes
shoes
the grateful dead
my cellphone
pilates
dale chihuly glass
stargazer lilies
my two gorgeous russian blue cats, monkey & piglet
old houses
cool old people (i look forward to being a cool old lady one day)
antiques
DAR
france
antique sterling flatware
the beach
big words
going to new and exotic places
meeting new and fascinating people who can tell me things I have never before heard

favourite foods include...

sushi
indian
moroccan
thai
vietnamese
italian
seafood
a perfect rare filet
escargots
brussels sprouts
watermelon
caramel
all cheeses (except chevre...blech!)
olives
foie gras
tiramisu
creme brulee
bitter dark chocolate

foreign countries I have been to...

mexico
france
switzerland
canada
morocco
england
luxembourg
germany
holland
belgium
bermuda

favourite places in the world...

paris
new orleans
munich
london
marrakech
rothenburg
brugges
amsterdam
bermuda
the loire valley
the copper canyon region of mexico

dislikes...

clowns
mimes
characters in costumes like the characters at Disney
snakes
most insects, except dragonflies & butterflies
sweet potatoes
beets
rutabagas
rhubarb
most lemon flavored things
banana popsicles
sage
housework
poor grammar
people who lie to me
roller coasters
authority in general
breakups
auburn, florida & tennessee
the colour yellow
the word "moist"
paris hilton
steve spurrier
donatella versace

things I want to learn to do before I die...

scuba dive
play bridge
salsa dance
fly an airplane
knit a sweater
tango
play the guitar
ride a horse
sail
water ski
snowboard

places on my "go-to" list...

italy
spain
greece
scotland
ireland
the eastern bloc countries
hawaii
turkey
japan
china
russia
india
croatia
australia
new zealand
thailand
vietnam
alaska
portugal
iceland
kenya
south africa
tanzania
sri lanka
indonesia

everybody can do something
i can...

cook
parallel park
do a split
drive a stick-shift
speak french
balance on one foot almost indefinitely
tread water almost indefinitely
play tennis
tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue
recite the lyrics to "alice's restaurant"
make websites in HTML
shoot a gun
spell almost any word
do math in my head
drive a car in a blizzard
untie almost any knot
read, write, speak & translate ebonics
dance every step of "the nutcracker" ballet
type about 100 wpm
snow ski
order a drink in four languages
count in three languages
pick up a man in ANY language!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Teresa
Birthday: July 21
Birthplace: Valdosta, Georgia
Current Location: Columbus, Georgia
Eye Color: Whiskey
Hair Color: Honey
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Severely Right-Handed
Your Heritage: Southern White Girl
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown boots w/ tassels (from Paris!)
Your Weakness: Cute boys, great food, fine wine & big diamonds
Your Fears: Snakes, clowns & mimes
Your Perfect Pizza: Margherita w/ fresh Mozzarella & thin crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get my house clean
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Mmmm...gotta snuggle up with Kippy!
Your Best Physical Feature: Decolletage
Your Bedtime: Around 10 or 11
Your Most Missed Memory: college
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither! Have you ever seen "Super Size Me"?
Single or Group Dates: I don't care as long as I'm with Kip!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton, with a little sugar and a lot of mint
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Latte
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: HELL NO!!
Do you Sing: In the car, and I sound great!
Do you Shower Daily: Duh!
Have you Been in Love: Yep!
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, got the sheepskins.
Do you want to get Married: Yep!
Do you believe in yourself: Yep!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only on REALLY turbulent flights
Do you think you are Attractive: Smokin' hot!
Are you a Health Freak: Somewhat...I love to exercise and try to eat as little junk as possible
Do you get along with your Parents: Oh yes, I love them dearly!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them as long as I am not out in them. But loud thunder & lightning still scare me.
Do you play an Instrument: Unfortunately, no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Not unless you count the prescription kind.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, gross!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, but not often enough
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Never
Ever been Drunk: Is this a trick question?
Ever been called a Tease: Yup
Ever been Beaten up: Not physically...
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Without pain
What do want to be when you grow up: A mother
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Pretty eyes of any colour
Favourite Hair Color: Dark, salt & pepper or silver
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Tall
Weight: Teddy Bear
Best Clothing Style: Preppy
Number of Drugs I have taken: Depends on what they are for
Number of CDs I own: Who cares about CDs when we now have I-Pods!?
Number of Piercings: Only my ears...I took the belly button ring out.
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret the things I didn't do rather than the things that I did do.

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I'd like to meet:

George Plimpton, Robert Palmer...oh, wait, they're dead! OK, under the category of other dead peeps I'd like to hang out with, Thomas Jefferson would have to top the list, with Benjamin Franklin a very close second. Add to that list, Hunter S. Thompson, Robert E. Lee, Coco Chanel, Truman Capote, Elvis, Sigmund Freud, Peter Sellers, John Belushi, JFK (Jack AND John-John), John Candy, Rodney Dangerfield, Ann Richards, Leonardo da Vinci, Socrates, Confucius, Princess Diana, Vincent van Gogh, Julia Child, Jim Morrison, Jerry Garcia & Marilyn Monroe, and you've got yourself one heckuva dead folks cocktail party!

Among the land of the living, I'd have to top that list with Bill Clinton. (Yes, I STILL have that crush on him...) Add to that list Anthony Bourdain, David Letterman, Tony Blair, Condi Rice (I just KNOW I could convince her to get over her crush on W and embrace her inner Democrat), Jimmy Buffett, Ted Turner, Shirley Q. Liquor (how you durrrrin?), George Carlin, Chris Rock, the Dalai Lama, Roger Federer, Bjorn Borg, James Carville, Hillary Clinton, Perez Hilton, Brett Favre, Bill Maher, RuPaul, Eminem, Mr. T, Baton Bob, Phil Mickelson, Vince Vaughn & the yummiest of all, John Cusack.

Music:

Favorites include the Grateful Dead, Duran Duran, Jimmy Buffett, old-school funk, R&B, disco and music from the 80s.

Movies:

The Blues Brothers, Clueless, Legally Blonde, Desperately Seeking Susan, Back to School, Animal House, The Breakfast Club, St. Elmo's Fire, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Say Anything, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Sixteen Candles, Grosse Pointe Blank, The Seven Year Itch, How to Marry a Millionaire, Never Ending Story, The Princess Bride, Marie Antoinette, The Fifth Element, Waiting, Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, Better Off Dead, Blazing Saddles, Dodgeball.

Television:

Mostly the old stuff...Seinfeld, Dallas, Taxi, Sex & the City, West Wing, the CSI and Law & Order shows. For the new stuff...I am HOOKED on 24 & My Name is Earl! Also No Reservations, Scrubs, Sopranos, Bill Maher, anything on the Food Network, sports, etc.

Books:

I am currently REALLY into spy novels and biographies. Vince Flynn, Steve Berry, Tom Clancy, that genre. Have recently discovered Mary Higgins Clark. Janet Evanovich is a perennial favorite. Of course, I do still LOVE me some Jackie Collins & John Grisham! David Sedaris has the most acerbic wit...he makes me laugh until I CRY! I will read ANYTHING written by Dominick Dunne or Anthony Bourdain. I've recently gotten really, REALLY into reading anything I can get my hands on by Hunter S. Thompson. It sure is interesting to read the Op-Ed pieces he wrote during the Nixon administration/Watergate era and note how eerily prophetic they were...about the CURRENT administration! The man was a tortured genius, God rest his soul.

Heroes:

My mother, who is battling cancer. Paula Deen. My friend Michael. Anybody who has been through some shit in their life and has made it through and triumphed over it. Little children who battle serious illnesses. And of course, the parents of those children. Bill Clinton. Hillary Clinton. Thomas Jefferson...a true renaissance man if there ever was one. Our men and women in uniform who are risking their very lives for a "cause" whose value is dubious, at best. I don't support the war but I do staunchly support our troops.

My Blog

Stella McCartney is my new heroine!

Y'all just HAVE to read this blurb on Perez Hilton!  Seems Paul McCartney's fashion designer daughter, Stella, is coming out with a new line of jewelry...and one of the designs pays "homage" to h...
Posted by ♥Teresa♥ on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 06:00:00 PST

Satire video of Britney & Rumer Willis

Y'all know I love following the train wreck that is the life of Britney Spears. You may or may not know that I find Rumer Willis, the child of Demi Moore & Bruce Willis, interesting in her uttter bor...
Posted by ♥Teresa♥ on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 03:27:00 PST

Tyra goes OFF on Britney!

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Posted by ♥Teresa♥ on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 03:27:00 PST

Tootie does it again!!!

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Posted by ♥Teresa♥ on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:59:00 PST

Lessons on How to Treat People

..>   LESSONS ON HOW TO TREAT PEOPLE 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had bre...
Posted by ♥Teresa♥ on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 02:00:00 PST

Chris Rock Racism Video

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Posted by ♥Teresa♥ on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:28:00 PST

All about the colour PINK!

My friend, Wendy (aka "Dindy") found this online and, knowing my absolute obsession with the colour pink, sent it to me.  Everyone who knows me well automatically and forevermore thinks of me whe...
Posted by ♥Teresa♥ on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:53:00 PST

Thousand Hand Guan-Yin Video

My mother sent me this video. This is one of the prettiest things I've ever seen. It's a video of 21 members of the China Disabled People's Performing Art Troupe performing the Thousand-hand Bodhisatt...
Posted by ♥Teresa♥ on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:27:00 PST

Why am I not surprised?

Looks like Britney has finally wised up and sees K-Fed for what he is...a gold-digger wigger who is totally devoid of even one single redeeming quality. http://www.accessatlanta.com/music/content/shar...
Posted by ♥Teresa♥ on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:12:00 PST

Is Britney stoned, geeked up, or just plain weird?

If you haven't seen this video, it's very entertaining! WATCH IT!!..>...
Posted by ♥Teresa♥ on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 02:54:00 PST