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Chevalier Mal Fet

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About Me

Let's be honest here, seeing as I hold no desire to clue people into who I am in day to day life; why the hell would I ever bother to write a mini-biography here? If you want to know about me, ask. Otherwise all you should need to know is that I am arrogant, moody, sociopathic and a completely selfish. Any good attributes I may hold are purely coincidental and are to be disregarded as such.

My Interests

Amazing enough I share a ton of cool interests with all of the multiple personalities I have yet to acquire. When I do obtain them however we are going to have endless conversations about all the stuff we all like. Well; except for Travis; he will be my 3rd peronality and will be a complete douche. He will be spending most of his time aiming acidic outburts at the rest of us and sitting alone in a dark corner of my mind doing his own thing, metaphorically speaking.

I'd like to meet:

Is hard to answer this; anyone whom I would think I'd have an interest in meeting would be sure to be completely not like my expectations. This makes it hard to say that I would like to actually meet anyone, as such a meeting would never play out as I would hope. It is much easier to pretty much not want to ever meet anyone; and go with what comes your way.

Music:

I have a very eclectic taste in music ranging from (in no particular order): Maynard Fergeson, Ministry, Skinny Puppy, Iceburn, MMW, KMFDM, The Specials, Pop Will Eat Itself, They Might Be Giants, Duran Duran, Kamelot, Weird Al Yankovic, Dead Can Dance, Rise Against, Switchblade Symphony, Rhapsody, Loius Armstrong, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Operation Ivy, Primus, Tool, Prince, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Epica, Kamelot, Rhapsody, Pailhead, Tool, Pain, The Toasters, Leanord Nimoy, Henry Rollins, Johnny Cash, The Tea Party, Type O Negative, Primus, NIN, Living Colour, Front 242, Tripping Daisy, David Bowie, Leather Strip, Laibach, VNV Nation, Mon Petite Chou Chou, Soul Coughing, the 1st 3 Smashing Pumpkins discs, Jane's Addiction, Porno for Pyros, The Crystal Method, Led Zepplin, Social Distortion, Jethro Tull, Soundgarden, Pigface, REM, Run DMC, DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince (not Will Smith, The Fresh Prince, there is a big difference musically), Faith No More, The Reverand Horton Heat, Henry Nillson, The Indigo Girls, Nirvana, Our Lady Peace, Spirit of the West, Stabbing Westward, Bad Religion, Fishbone, Fugazi, Big Black, The Revolting Cocks, Morphine, Ween, Quicksand, Catherine Wheel, Flogging Molly, Chemlab, The Cure, The Sex Pistols, Frank Zappa, White Zombie, Praxis, Parlimant and all things George Clinton, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Marilyn Manson, Tricky, Bahaus, U2 (Rattle and Hum and earlier), and on and on the list goes... Travis is a big fan of Rico Suave.

Movies:

Anything with Jean Claude Van Damme is an instant winner. A sampling of other movies which I feel comproise the top of my likes include: Dead Alive, The Big Lebowski, LOTR, The Brotherhood of the Wolf, Pi, V for Vendetta, The Matrix, The Matrix Reloaded (please note: The Matrix Revolutions is NOT on this list, hated that fucking movie..), O' Brother Where Art Thou?, Slapshot, Willow, Blade Runner, Split Second, Conan The Barbarian, Rushmore, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands (ok.. anything with Winnona Ryder is a personal favorite and I'm willing to bet I have seen it at least once. this includes some painful movies, but I don't care, she's fucking awesome.), But I'm a Cheerleader, Lord of the G-Strings, Batman Begins, Army of Darkness, Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail, In The Name of the Father (is one of the most poignant films I had ever seen. Daniel Day Lewis is briallant), I Heart Huckabees, Gangs of New York, Trainspotting, Donnie Darko, The Fifth Element, The Professional, True Romance, A River Runs Through It, Jesus's Son, Doom, Raising Arizona, The Princess Bride, Man Bites Dog, Othello (with Laurence Fishbourne as Othello), Apocalypse Now, Dune, Life Aquatic, Swingers, Heathers, Highlander, Reign of Fire, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Jacob's Ladder, Braveheart, Akira, Tron, The Jungle Book according to the phychopaths at Disney, and the list goes ever onward. I am sure there are a ton more moives which I loved and have forgotten, but this is more then adequate to provide an overview.

Television:

The tv watching thing is somewhat gone and forgotten. I think the only things I have watched in the past several months have been hockey and Futurama. I would probably watch other things; but I found more enjoyment in not bothering hooking my tv up for the past several months.

Books:

Atlas Shrugged; Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintaince; anything Clive Barker with an emphasis on Imajica; anything by Robert Heinlein with an emphasis on Stranger in a Strange Land; anything by H.P. Lovecraft; The Fountainhead; anything by Tad Williams; Soren Kierkegaard; Jean-Paul Sarte; J.R.R. Tolkien; Neil Gaiman; the Marquis de Sade; William S. Burroughs; Tom Robbins; R.A. Salvatore; Larry Niven; T.H. White, The Once and Future King may be one of the best stories ever written; Orson Scott Card; Harlan Ellison; Isaac Asimov; Homer; James Joyce; Plato; and basically anything "classic" not written by early American authors, Nathaniel Hawthorne is particularly painful on me.

Heroes:

Who are my heroes? Just one: myself. A bit arrogant? Yup. But you know what, I'm as good as it gets.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Justin C Montgomery
Birthday: When I was born, America decided to preserve the earth for me; hence Earth Day
Birthplace: Buffalo, NY
Current Location: umm... Buffalo, Ny *sigh*
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: English, Polish, Russian, Irish and Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: fur lined slippers
Your Weakness: Telling you what it is would be one all of its own.
Your Fears: Bees (although I have done a good job conquering it); sponteniety (same with this)
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage, black olive, mushroom, onion, green pepper; Chicago style deep dish
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 4.00 GPA
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: umm.... Instant Messanger? Whats that?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shut the F*%^ up you damned cat!
Your Best Physical Feature: everything
Your Bedtime: 2 hours after I am tired enough to go to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: 1996-2000; don't have much recollection
Pepsi or Coke: Fresca
MacDonalds or Burger King: Chipotles or Chik Fil-A
Single or Group Dates: I don't eat dates.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Chocolate or Vanilla: butter pecan
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: I am a smoker who doesn't smoke
Do you Swear: Never, profanity is fucking laziness
Do you Sing: All the time; as poorly as I can. I only sing well when no one is around (not a joke believe it or not)
Do you Shower Daily: Usually 2 times daily
Have you Been in Love: I'd like to think so; but I very much doubt it was anything resembling "love"
Do you want to go to College: yes; which is why I do
Do you want to get Married: If I ever met the right person; otherwise why bother
Do you belive in yourself: All the time and never
Do you get Motion Sickness: When I try to read
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm hot enough that I constantly get hit on (Ok; it is by my kittens, and they do it in exchange for food. Still counts though, right?)
Are you a Health Freak: No; but I am trying to erase 10 years of neglegnce
Do you get along with your Parents: Most definatly
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them!
Do you play an Instrument: Trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Amazingly enough, yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope (once in 1.5 years, previous visits were beyond my control though)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Eww... Nutter Butters though? yup
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope; but I do like it. mmmm Eel
In the past month have you been on Stage: Do workplace concerts count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope; although naked snow angels are always a temptation
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Bottled Water from work
Ever been Drunk: In the past, all the time; been over 4 years though
Ever been called a Tease: Not that I recall
Ever been Beaten up: yup; but never badly
Ever Shoplifted: Best way to get cigrettes when under 18
How do you want to Die: Doesn't matter to me, when it's time to go, I'll go kicking and screaming like a fucking baby though
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Toy 'R Us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Scotloand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Both; although a Pixie cut can be one of the damned cutest looks ever
Height: somewhere close to mine is always good
Weight: Not too big, not too skinny; the new "thin" look is nauseating
Best Clothing Style: whatever is fine by me
Number of Drugs I have taken: Um.. How am I supposed to remberthis to count? 10 different ones that I can think of...
Number of CDs I own: Way too few, and have spent way too much on them all already..
Number of Piercings: About 7 that have all healed over
Number of Tattoos: None yet; can't find anyone to design the 1st one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not a damned thing. Regret is a wasted emotion.
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My Blog

You will be missed you ugly bastard..........

  As I packed up my things and started to go home from work tonight, I looked at my phone and saw that I had a text message.  Brief and to the point, it said that Festus was going to have to...
Posted by Chevalier Mal Fet on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 11:35:00 PST

One week away....

For anyone concerned about goings on in my life, but without the knowledge of what is going on; I figured I would post a mini-update.   Firstly, I have a new job lined up. I start on the 25th of ...
Posted by Chevalier Mal Fet on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:07:00 PST

In need of some connections

I have recently found myself blown away by an introduction to metaphysics. It is something which I had pretty much no real knowledge on previously; and that is a conditio which I have decided to remed...
Posted by Chevalier Mal Fet on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 11:42:00 PST

Where did my humor go to?

American Heritage Dictionary - Cite This Source ..> co·in·ci·dence       (ko-in'si-d?ns, -dens')  Pronunciation Key  ..BOF_HEAD-->n.  ..EOF_HEAD-->...
Posted by Chevalier Mal Fet on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:22:00 PST

Ain't no stopping me..... now.....!!!

[WARNING:  I am slightly intoxicated, so spelling/grammer may be more accurate than it appears]Life is at the best a 'zero sum game'.  No matter what each and any one of us do, it is going t...
Posted by Chevalier Mal Fet on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 10:11:00 PST

Beaten and battered, but not broken. (There is no humor to be found within this post.)

I have spent alot of time thinkning.  A part of myself had kind of been expecting things to not work out; the situation did seem kind of unsurmountable; but I refused to allow myself to lose sigh...
Posted by Chevalier Mal Fet on Tue, 08 May 2007 08:56:00 PST

A long way to go for a simple pun.

   About 2 months ago now, I had come across an experience which has pretty much completely changed the course of my life.  Generally it takes a set amount of time to be able to pinpoin...
Posted by Chevalier Mal Fet on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:44:00 PST

Going on tour

   Wow, I am so excited.  After only showing in 3 locales over the course of it's two and a half year lifetime; Van Damme Night is going on the road!  Yeah, you heard me right, the...
Posted by Chevalier Mal Fet on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:18:00 PST

Hindsight, a year in review...

     Well, another year has come and gone.  It was rang in at the Marthia residence and once again it was given its goodbyes at the same place, albiet a completely different locati...
Posted by Chevalier Mal Fet on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:58:00 PST

I love a good epiphany.

     And no Erik, I do not mean your dog; sweet as she is, she is not the subject of this missive.      Damme.  I was going to look up the word epiphany i...
Posted by Chevalier Mal Fet on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 12:11:00 PST