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Celina The Annihilator ((HBIC, Sick Burn Master))

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About Me


I am Celina.. end of story. No labels. No bullshit.

Piercings: 7/16" lobe, 6g lobe, anti tragus, anti eyebrow, monroe, nostril, 8g tongue, left vertical nipple, right horizontal and vertical nipple, navel

RIP piercings: right lip, center lip, septum, snug, left horizontal nipple, 3 lower navel, about 11 ear piercings

Tattoos: 5

I can be the sweetest person you know or the biggest bitch you know.. it all depends on how you treat me. Don't forget, I am THE BITCH

Fuck your drama.

Being immature and/or fake will give you a one way ticket to the shit list.

Liars and back stabbers are cruisin' for a bruisin' and will also receive above mentioned one way ticket.

I am very protective of the people I care about.

Sarcasm should be my middle name. I tend to have a sick sense of humor.. deal with it.

I enjoy intellectual conversations.. so if you are able to have one don't hesitate to test my mind.

Sending me a message with poor grammar and spelling and the inability to speak actual English is frowned upon.. so don't do it.

If you send me a message and it clearly shows you have not read anything about me and just typed it out with your cock I will not respond.

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP: I do not have a myspace to find a significant other or some kind of fuck buddy so if that's what you're gonna send me a message about just turn around.

I am taken. And I love it. :]

Chris & Celina's Sceney Weenie/Emofuck 12 Step Program

1. Dare to be original.

2. Your friend's haircut does not look good on you too.

3. Myspace "trains" are lame, you do not really have that many friends.

4. You should be able to sit down without the seam of your jeans ripping.

5. Glasses are for vision correction, not a fashion. And plastic jewelry that big should only be worn by 5 year old girls.

6. Is that a boy or a girl? 'nuff said.

7. Making a heart with your hands does not show love.

8. I don't blame your parents for hating you so stop bitching about it.

9. "I don't eat because I'm so depressed and life can't go on." Starvation is not a trend.

10. Unless your name really has an "x" in it don't put it there.

11. Photoshop will not make you any hotter.

12. Stop complaining about your "suicidal thoughts" because if you really wanted to die we wouldn't have to make this 12 Step Program.



adopt your own virtual pet!

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) High
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who would do this for me.. I would love a gift as special as this:

This guy, duh.:

Maynard:

Norman Reedus.. yum.

Edward Norton

Edward Furlong

My Blog

Oh no..

This is probably the first time I've cried in almost a week.And I'm at work.Yes, I'm doing well.  Yes, I feel okay.  But yes, my heart is broken. I can't lie about that. I can't say I don't ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:44:00 GMT

My eyes might bleed from lack of sleep..

It feels like something died in my chest.  I hate being at a point in my life where its like... what do I do?  The confusion is painful. Things never last.  I knew that. I just didn't w...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 07:04:00 GMT

And I’m not gonna fade as soon as you close your eyes and you know it..

My tolerance for lies and bullshit becomes less and less everyday.I'm not a toy.Some people really just need to grow up.Choke on the lies, choke on the selfishness, choke on the disrespect.My "hate li...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 22:43:00 GMT

"to bring the pieces back together..

... rediscover communication."
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 22:31:00 GMT

You cast your demons out

Let's recap:-New apartment    Almost settled in.. still some stuff to unpack.. but the place felt real "homey" very quickly and I'm quite comfortable there.-Fucking Sugar Kid  ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:15:00 GMT

to all of you who....

To all of you who said you would be at my party last night and then didn't come and to all of you who said you would help move and then all of a sudden went MIA thanks a lot dickfaces.I'll remember th...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 15:21:00 GMT

oh darling, you are so fucking stupid

So.. isn't it great when you find out that your ex girlfriend was cheating on you/someone else at the same time!  How great, huh!  For the second time in my life ((that I know of)) I have be...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:09:00 GMT

:)

Happy 8 months to me and Jenny. :D  We're way awesome, duh. I see her in a week!!!!  & That makes me uber happy. I love you Jenny!
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 17:07:00 GMT

fucking tag

Okay, I've been "tagged." The rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with "6 weird things/habits about yourself". In the end you need to choose the 6 people to be tagged and list...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 16:48:00 GMT

I.....

am falling apart.  Or so it seems.  And I can't figure out why.
Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 23:26:00 GMT