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IGGY

If you die when there's no one watching...........

About Me

"...Medium? Why sir, did you know that for a mere 25 cents more you can purchase a large beverage? And you know... I'm only telling you this because we're such good friends: Medium is really only for suckers who don't know the concept of value."

My Interests

Concerts and being lazy

I'd like to meet:

Computer nerds like me and some normal people...
If you're a fan of Kittie Click Here and join my group. :-)

Music:


Marilyn Manson, Kittie, Sublime, No Doubt, Ozzy Osbourne, Sworn Enemy, 50 Cent, Snoop Dogg, Tupac, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Buck-o-nine, Reel Big Fish, Courtney Love, Fiona Apple, Garbage, Hole, Harlow, Janis Joplin, Lacuna Coil, My Ruin, Northern State, Otep, The Distillers, Sprung Monkey, Silverchair, The White Stripes, The Doors, Tori Amos, Ying Yang Twins, Lil Flip, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ben Kweller, Ben Lee, Rilo Kiley, Sleater-Kinney, Tura Satana, Thistle, Thestart, Papa Roach, Save Ferris, System Of A Down, Sevendust, Godsmack, Linkin Park, Weezer, Chevelle, Korn, Staind, The Faint, Coal Chamber, Nirvana, Phantom Planet, Blink 182, Snot, Sugar Coma, Homegrown, Rooney, Rancid, NOFX, Rammstein, The Distillers, Jimi Hendrix, Authority Zero, Charlie Daniels Band, Shadows Fall, Motograter, Type O Negative, The Donnas, The Fugees

Movies:

Anything with Angelina Jolie and a clockwork orange, american history X, beetlejuice, edward scissorhands, ichi the killer, ghost world, requiem for a dream, reservoir dogs, scarlet diva, the rules of attraction, the doom generation, y tu mama tambien, kids, bully, fight club, igby goes down, spun, wayne's world, dazed and confused, stand by me, pump up the volume, foxfire, gia

Television:

CSI, ER, Survivor, Las Vegas, The OC, Real World, Fear Factor. Tru Calling, The Osbournes.

Books:

I don't know how to read yet, someone send me Hooked On Phonics.

Heroes:

My sister, Sara ..the coolest person I know! And Marilyn Manson.and

My Blog

Why am I Mr. Pink?

Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?   Joe: Because you're a faggot, alright?   Mr. Pink: Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. How about if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I'll be Mr. Pur...
Posted by IGGY on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 11:46:00 PST

Goonies never say die!

"But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise lik...
Posted by IGGY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Funny Ads

Classified Ads... Reportedly Taken From Actual Classified Ads In Newspapers: -------------------------------- FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. -----------------------...
Posted by IGGY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Now that I think about it......

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE 2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a...
Posted by IGGY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Top signs you're a drunken bastard:

You frequently urinate outdoors. You first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half hour later you're afraid you won't. You fall asleep taken a dump. You believe that spilli...
Posted by IGGY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

INFO

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. The word good has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yard...
Posted by IGGY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Out For A Smoke

It's after dinner when a man realizes he's out of cigarettes. He decides to pop down to the local bar for a pack, telling his wife he'll be right back. He's persuaded by the bartender to share a c...
Posted by IGGY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

???

Me, I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, honestly. It's the honest ones you have to look out for. Because you never know when they'll do something....stupid. Jac...
Posted by IGGY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The greatest lies of all time:

1. I love you 2. This won't hurt a bit 3. The cheque's in the mail 4. I was just going to call you 5. I swear I won't come in your mouth 6. Of course I'll respect you in the morning 7. We ...
Posted by IGGY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

???

You'll never grow up to be a big- rock-star-celebrated-victim-of-your-fame They'll just cut our wrists like cheap coupons and say that death was on sale today MM
Posted by IGGY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST