Things I've learned about women...(From a man's perspective) |
Okay, well, in light of parting from my dearly beloved recently, I decided to write a memoir of sorts in honor of the almost 2 years of fun and good times we've had. So here it is, a list, fully expla... Posted by Keaton [is wayyy cooler than you!] :D on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 07:50:00 PST |
Well, I believe that I've got me one of those nice girls... |
Ode to the Nice GirlsThis rant was written because a nice girl finally snapped. I've read the tribute to the nice guys; this is my response. This is my tribute to the nice girls. To the nice girls who... Posted by Keaton [is wayyy cooler than you!] :D on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 12:52:00 PST |
Here's a real scary story... |
The three victims mounted together onto the chairs. The three necks were placed at the same moment within the nooses.
"Long live liberty!" cried the two adults.
But the child was silent.
"W... Posted by Keaton [is wayyy cooler than you!] :D on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:00:00 PST |
Skating. |
So many skaters are intent on creating the image that skateboarding has made them a bad person, or it's skateboarding's fault that they're involved in drugs, or that skating just ruined their life in ... Posted by Keaton [is wayyy cooler than you!] :D on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 09:18:00 PST |
Thank you. |
Just, to everybody, to all my friends, all the people who have looked after me, who've helped me, who've understood and believed that I do have shitty parents, who've loved me, and cared for me, who'v... Posted by Keaton [is wayyy cooler than you!] :D on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 08:37:00 PST |
Party at Jen's house! (More often) |
Dude, I had a lot of fuckin' fun Saturday, we all (Shay, Jen, me, Derrick, and one other person) got drunk at Jennifer's house, and we were dancin' to some rap songs that I don't remember be... Posted by Keaton [is wayyy cooler than you!] :D on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 07:57:00 PST |
A Song for Our Fathers |
A Song for Our Fathers
They'll never understand,
They all think they're so god damn grand,Tell me what good does it do,To have a father I could have under my shoe?So I say fuck the father... Posted by Keaton [is wayyy cooler than you!] :D on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 12:54:00 PST |
So yeah, my suspicions are confirmed, kids are retarded. |
So yeah, there was this fuckin' retarded 13 year old up at the park today with a Bam board and Adio shoes and pants with bondage straps and a "Viva La Bam" t-shirt on actin' like he was the coole... Posted by Keaton [is wayyy cooler than you!] :D on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 05:12:00 PST |
I love her so much... |
Unnamed friend: i saw you twice today, for a changeUnterEid14: Yeah, this afternoon I didn't even see you until you were like, "Keaton!"Unnamed friend: i know.. i pushed your bookbag tooUnnamed friend... Posted by Keaton [is wayyy cooler than you!] :D on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 07:41:00 PST |
Best fucking birthday present ever!! |
Dude, I just got back from the LTJ concert at the Masquerade...Holy shit, it was fuckin' awesome...I crowd surfed Less than Jake, like, wow, I kick ass =P. And I moshed right in front of the stage. Bu... Posted by Keaton [is wayyy cooler than you!] :D on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 10:30:00 PST |