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Kristin

I will kill you so hard you will die to death

About Me

I don't like rap, but I don't like to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like rap, denigrate means "put down..."

I always give homeless people money, and my friends yell at me, "He's only going to buy alcohol and cigarettes with it." And I think, "Oh, and like I wasn't?"

Some things aren't funny. Beatings aren't funny. Stabbings aren't funny. Mimes aren't funny. But beating and stabbing a mime... why is that hilarious?

I have the largest seashell collection, which I keep scattered over all the beaches in the world.

To me, the most blatant example of cruelty to animals is the rotisserie. It's just a really morbid ferris wheel for chickens.

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My Interests

Photography, melodic/death/thrash metal, trance, reading/writing, drawing, pool, playing guitar, drinking and word games.

I'd like to meet:

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Depressing wind - Image Hosting

Music:

In Flames, Fear My Thoughts, Fear Factory, Samael, White Zombie, Metallica, Pantera, Slayer, Between the Buried and Me, Dimmu Borgir, Sepultura, Soulfly, Ozzy, Amon Amarth, Edge of Sanity, Children of Bodom, Six Feet Under, Pink Floyd, Enya, Nostrum, Space Girl, Various DJ's and trance mixers.

Movies:

Labyrinth, Fight Club, Napolean Dynamite, X-men(all three), Clockwork Orange, Requiem for a Dream, Donnie Darko, Jurrasic Park, Groove, Amelie, Blow, Das Experiment, What About Bob?, Dawn of the Dead(remake), War of the Worlds, Eternal Sinshine of the Spotless Mind............ This list could go on forever

Television:

Family Guy, Friends, Aqua Teen

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, various pieces of psychological fiction, I Remember, Robin Cook novels

Heroes:

~My Photography~