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Jen

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About Me


First and foremost:
I DO NOT WISH TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOUR BAND!!!
Now, it's difficult to accurately describe yourself in a few paragraphs, but here goes. I'm a fairly easy-going, happy, resilient, and non-confrontational person. I'm virtually impossible to offend and ridiculously quick to forgive. For the life of me, I can't hold a grudge. I tend to ignore the bigger picture and focus on what's right in front of me at any given moment. I'm very impatient and famously compulsive. For the most part, I really don't care what people think of me, but I can't stand for the ones I love to be unhappy with me. Other than that, I make my own decisions and I'm usually not too concerned with consequences, which can be bad.
I'm pretty hot-headed and sarcastic, and I have a quick temper by nature, but I've learned to keep all of that in check, mainly due to seeing how unattractive it is when a person has no control over his or her own emotions. Like everyone, I have a few pet peeves, namely litterbugs, chauvinists (and I mean that in the broadest sense possible), and disrespectful or rude people, as well as those completely devoid of any class whatsoever (not that I claim to be the classiest chick, by any means.) And I really don't have much use for folks with no sense of humor. Oh, and I'm tactful!
I'm not very spiritual, and I don't subscribe to any type of organized religion, but I love nature and animals and I believe every living thing has a spirit and should be respected and treated as such. I love camping, hiking, swimming, and just being outdoors, especially when the weather is beautiful. Geography, history, and learning about different cultures and climates is totally my thing. I'm kind of obsessed with maps, which I suppose is a little weird, but whatever. Lastly, I have the most amazing boyfriend ever and I consider myself to be the luckiest girl in the world, hands down. I think that pretty much sums it up, so...the end?
Please do not add me if you are here for numbers and never intend to hold an intelligent conversation with me.
Or David will fuck your shit up.

My Interests


M A R R I A G E I S A B O U T L O V E FUCK THE GOVERNMENT
SHOW YOUR SUPPORT!!!

Sign the Million For Marriage petition (US only)
Sign a petition banning US legislature that bans Gay Marriage

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who shares my interests and has a sense of humor, but also Napoleon Bonaparte, my ancestors, Bill Clinton, and someone, nay, anyone who will take me to Thailand.
Oh, and the following gentlemen:

..
"Every relationship is fundamentally a power struggle, and the individual in power is whoever likes the other person less."
-Chuck Klosterman

Music:

I basically love any music, as long as there is talent involved, with the exception of country. I can't handle country. Some favorites, though:
Tool
Brand New
Mae
Iron & Wine
Frank Sinatra
Pink Floyd
The Beatles
A Perfect Circle
Led Zepplin
Sublime
and of course, anything from the 80's

Movies:


Harry Potter!!1.
Dodgeball
Under the Tuscan Sun
The Count of Monte Cristo
Robin Hood: Men In Tights
The Notebook
Boondock Saints
Casablanca
The Little Mermaid
The Breakfast Club
Singin' In The Rain
Edward Scissorhands
St. Elmo's Fire
The Goonies
La Dolce Vita
Shakespeare In Love
The Sound Of Music
Pirates of the Caribbean
On The Waterfront
Saved!
An American Tail (both of them!)
Kill Bill
Dirty Dancing
V For Vendetta
Walk The Line
TMNT 1 & 2
Donnie Darko, which still mystifies me.
An American In Paris
The Emperor's New Groove
Jurassic Park I & II(....What?)
Aladdin
Schindler's List
Ever After
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Slingblade
Empire Records
National Treasure
ANY movie with Gene Kelly or Humphrey Bogart.
ANY movie about World War II.
MOST movies about heists or robberies.
And many, many more.....I love movies.

Television:



Family Guy!!!
The Office
King Of Queens
the news
VH1
Passport To Europe!
Man vs. Wild & Survivorman
anything on Animal Planet
the Travel Channel
the Discovery Channel
actually, educational tv in general

Books:


Harry Potter
The Catcher In The Rye
Dan Brown
Steve Berry
Chuck Klosterman...I like books that make me think
history books
And I am the proud owner of the entire Goosebumps collection!
Don't judge....

Heroes:



My Blog

Lawl


Posted by Jen on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 05:05:00 PST

Apples and Oranges

"You're missing the point," she said."What you're saying makes sense in theory, but not in practice. You're trying to compare apples and oranges." "Why do you keep saying that?" he asked in response. ...
Posted by Jen on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 09:28:00 PST