Once again perhaps a harsh reality for you non-believers. The truth is I am not The King, that was simply a front I used to protect myself. Now that attention has died down I feel it is time to publicly release my true identity. The heinous crimes which you have seen committed where not my doing. They were simply acts of robots trained to divert attention from myself. So for anyone who cares FREE ICE CREAM at my summer house in Croatia.
s/n grazingcow
