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Scandal Lace

If you can make a girl laugh you can make her do anything. -Marylin Monroe

About Me

What is your sexual appeal?
Siren
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Johnny Tight Lips
People Iced: Three
Car Bombs Planted: Twelve
Favorite Weapon Sack full of doorknobs
Arms Broken: Eighteen
Eyes Gouged: Eleven
Tongues Cut Off: Fourteen
Biggest Enemy: Fat Tony
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Name: You know who I am.
Birthday: I don't remember. I was very young.
Birthplace: ... an undisclosed location.
Current Location: I'll give you an hint: NOT Super Walmart.
Eye Color: very pretty
Hair Color: It's really mine. I paid for it.
Height: tall enough to get on the scary rides.
Right Handed or Left Handed: It depends on what type of punch I'm throwing.
Your Heritage: I'm Irish American! I'm not from Caucasia!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Roller Skates
Your Weakness: back massages and Godiva Chocolate (you might want to write that down)
Your Fears: ghosts, zombies, warewolves, and Oprah.
Your Perfect Pizza: Free!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: strength, technique, endurance (get your mind out of the gutter)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, jk, lmao...blah, blah, blah
Thoughts First Waking Up: dirty (sometimes... my mind IS the gutter)
Your Best Physical Feature: We can't talk about her. She's modest.
Your Bedtime: when my right eye starts looking like my left eye
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't remember, I must've missed it.
Pepsi or Coke: Chocolate Pepsi and Cherry Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: binge, purge, binge, purge... vicious cycle.
Single or Group Dates: Who's paying for dinner?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Irish breakfast tea with honey lemon and Whiskey. My grandma gave me that recipe. Only... she serves it without the tea, lemon, and honey.
Chocolate or Vanilla: What'ya got?!
Cappuccino or Coffee: White chocolate mocha with a shot of cocoa nut. mmm
Do you Smoke: I'm smokin' hot! (Corny, I know. I couldn't resist.)
Do you Swear: ...on what?
Do you Sing: Oh yes.
Do you Shower Daily: I dig hygene.
Have you Been in Love: Yep.
Do you want to go to College: I'd rather be independantly wealthy.
Do you want to get Married: It depends on who pops the question. So far I've decided against it.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes... but I also believe in ghosts.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm fortunate looking.
Are you a Health Freak: haha... next question.
Do you get along with your Parents: I love my moms.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like the Stockton Thunder!!
Do you play an Instrument: Yes I do.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I drink it... but it drinks my soul. Just kidding. I'm usually the sober driver.
In the past month have you Smoked: Shhhh.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Define "drugs"
In the past month have you gone on a Date: What do you consider a date?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: TRICK QUESTION! They come in bags!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I've craved it.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I've staged my death.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I'm not the dumpee.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I skinny dip in the bathtub all the time.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I've stolen a few hearts.
Ever been Drunk: SHHHHH!!!!
Ever been called a Tease: I thrive on it.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes. Every Monday and Wednesday.
Ever Shoplifted: I don't do that.
How do you want to Die: Who says I want to die?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: aged gracefully
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland or Jamaica.... booze or reggae? Tough call.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: honest
Favourite Hair Color: natural
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: taller than me
Weight: meaty
Best Clothing Style: Not lamequiche.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I don't know who you're referring to in first person.
Number of CDs I own: AAARRRRGH!! It's a pirate's life for me!
Number of Piercings: I don't care. I have all the piercings I want. That's all that matters.
Number of Tattoos: I think tattoos are hot.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: We all have regrets.
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You're Whip Bettie. You're definitely on the masochistic side. You like to sport dark colors and especially black vinyl. Pain is beauty...and well SEXY! Many see you as a bitch, but that's okay, you can't always be around to say thank you :)
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Which Original Evil Dead Character Are You?
You are Ash.
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My Interests

I like writing a song in the middle of the night until I can barely keep my eyes open. I like sleeping in, vulgar jokes, eating fast food, dining in fancy resturaunts, dressing up, dancing naked in my room, singing in the shower, Watching "pointless mind numbing" t.v. shows at 3:00 a.m., movies, thrift store shopping (I hate the actual shopping I just want the goods). I like old cars, old buildings, holding my breath as long as I can under water and looking up at the surface so I can watch the sun wiggle around. I like being in a good mood even when I'm not, I like it when someone attractive flirts with me & flirting back, I like being adored. I like finding money that I forgot I had in a pocket of a jacket or pants while I'm doing laundry. I like to have people around me, I like to be alone, I like making fun of hippies and emo kids even though I like most of the hippies and emo kids I know. I like being politically incorrect around politically correct people. I like music. I like to bathe every day especially in a bubble bath. I have no problem wearing "hand me down" clothes as long as they're still in good shape. I'm a light sleeper. I'm afraid of ghosts. I loove good movies... and some bad ones. Apparently I like talking about myself because....look at this long paragraph. It's rediculous. I didn't even bother to correct my spelling, grahmmar, and punctuation errors. Oh well, maybe nowone will read this whole thing. If you are still reading this then... you get an A+ and 50 gold stars, 2 for flinching, 3 mocking birds, 2 french hens, 1 partrige in a pair tree, 7 little dwarves, 7 deadly sins, 2 bottles of sorrow, a 6 shooter, 3 times a bride's maid never a bride, ABC it's easy as 123, freedom costs a buck o' 5, 3 little piggies, 1 in a million, 1/2 the man he used to be, 1 in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, you always double down on 11, 7 need leven' and I'm yellin' dominos, 2 faced, I'm only gonna tell you 1 time, 2 drink minimum, $5 dollar cover charge, 2 bit hooker, 2 brain cells left and they don't even get along, somone some 2 some 3, I can't think of 1 more thing to say.
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Music:

It's what I do.

Movies:

Illegal Danish - Super Snacks



Xfire World of Warcraft Movie. Downloaded through Xfire. Does not belong to me. Uploaded it to share. Princess Bride, Labrynth, Goonies, monster squad, Orgazmo, Old School, BOONDOCK SAINTS, FIGHT CLUB, The magdalene sisters, stand by me, Snatch, THE PRESTIGE...etc.....etc.

Television:

I like the Simpsons, Mxc, Family Guy, Monster Garage, King of Queens, Judge judy, the people's court, and any talk show where ignorant people can publically humiliate and degrade themselves for 15 seconds of fame.
I am Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??

Books:

I read Sylvia Browne books. (she's that medium/psychic on Montel Williams) mad magazine, the funnys and the horoscope section in the news paper, and... that's about it.

Heroes:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Moderate
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Posted by Scandal Lace on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:30:00 PST

Stand By Me, among the greatest love songs ever written.

I'm a firm believer that some of the greatest love songs ever written have had lyrics so romantic, that the word love was never used because there wasn't even a need for it. A perfect example is Stand...
Posted by Scandal Lace on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 06:50:00 PST

Me VS. Pseudo Artsy Guy

The following blog is an actual conversation that took place between myself and some poor unsuspecting fool who just happens to encompass everything that irritates me about "artsy" people wh...
Posted by Scandal Lace on Mon, 14 May 2007 06:26:00 PST

Once upon a time I was in the paper.

"...She is among our most original singer-songwriters. Magee has a sweet, high-pitched voice, which she accompanies with melodic guitar work. In contrast, her lyrics are fierce and tough and recall th...
Posted by Scandal Lace on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 08:38:00 PST

PUNK AS FUCK!

So I've taken some criticism for the bulletin I posted with my quiz results on it, indicating I was "punk rock" and showing a picture of Green Day. The following is a response to that criticism:I love...
Posted by Scandal Lace on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 01:47:00 PST

Is this really what people think of me?!

(This comment was posted on my profile by Hater Dave. I thought it was so awesome I had to make it a blog. Enjoy!) "Just another day of Busting eago's, Crushing dreams, Telling it how it is...Without ...
Posted by Scandal Lace on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 04:38:00 PST