Insensitive,selfish and argumentative boozehound looking for irritating and irrational shrill-voiced girl who thinks she can change me but won't. Looks are important (I need some qualities to make you tolerable) and your own place is a must! Yes I have a job. Yes I have a car. I am making this as honest as I can so we both know what to expect. I will not always call when I say I will. I might forget your birthday. I will light cigarettes around you weather or not you smoke. I will likely show up at your window drunk off bourbon as my way of apologizing after an arguement. I sometimes can't hear my phone, and will forget to return your calls. I will flirt with other girls... even when you're with me. I won't cheat,because I have a terrible poker-face.