Things I have recently learned about Elvis Presley |
Through a series of recurring dreams*, I have discovered the following little known facts about Elvis Presley:-He is unbelievably stupid-He is a bully-He suffers bouts of somnambulism, during which hi...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 17:21:00 GMT |
My Videos and junk |
http://www.youtube.com/user/TedSerios
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:36:00 GMT |
This is a conversation I just had |
Me (to the strange dude who was climbing over the fence into my parking lot): what's up
Him:tired of these fucking n****rs (I deleted those letters because those are the ones that make it a bad ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 00:00:00 GMT |
Thanks way too much to the Pacific Northwest |
I would like to think the following people, places, things, institutions, ideas, and incidents for making my trip(s) to Seattle, Olympia, Portland, and other locales sooooo painfully phenomenal:Natura...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 21:14:00 GMT |
Classy bitches ain't learnt |
If you are going to a fanciful, black tie/evening gown kind of gala event at the statehouse, get rid of your gum before you enter the dining area. Do NOT put it on your fucking plate. Also this is onl...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 08:47:00 GMT |
Build a better mousetrap |
I'm going to design a better hammer for busting out only one tooth. A regular hammer is not precise enough. You have to bust out lots of teeth. You can't really only bust out just one tooth.
Posted by on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 13:57:00 GMT |
I love... |
I just ate a little over a pound of rice pudding...goddamn, it's sooo fappin good. Every rice pudding you will ever encounter will be phenomenal. So, rice pudding is a better race than people.
Posted by on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 21:16:00 GMT |
Chow dog lookin ass mouth |
I hate to see a kid eating a bunch of blue candy, but I love to see their mouth all blue from eating the candy..
Posted by on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 22:06:00 GMT |
Nasty Soda |
Jones Soda is gross. Soooo Fucking Gross. I understand some of you like to buy it because they're not some mega-multi-national, but...Coca-Cola tastes good (in moderation). Jones doesn't. Here are som...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 20:31:00 GMT |
