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Take off your high heels and put them in your ass!

About Me


so we meet again person of who ive never met before. Anyhoodizzle i am a DOWN ASS MUTHA FUCKING WICKED FUCKING MOTHER FUCK FUCK FUCKING JUGGALETTE I LOVE TO GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.. ......ETC......ETC.....ECT......!I wannna get high I wanna stay high I wanna die high love to be high, wannna get high? I live in Canon City CO. and it sucks. There is nothing but (dare i say) REDNECKS!!! i dont like them. IF U ARE A JUGGALO ANYWHERE ANYTIME, HIT ME UP!!! I WUV JUGGALOS!!!!!! , imma crazy motheR fucker.... but!TWIZTID IZ THE SHIT AND IM DOWN WITH THE CLOWN DARK LOTUS FOR LIFE UNTIL IM DEAD IN THE GROUND! I like stuff and candy.molesting pandas so carry on and i hope you get hit by a bus.

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When I die, show no pitty, send my soul to Juggalo city, dig my grave six feet deep, put two matches by my feet, put two hatchets on my chest and tell my homies I did my best. God Bless You All! THIS IS THE WAY OUR FAMILY SHOULD ALWAYS BE HELPIN EACH OTHER FIND THE LIGHT IF THEY HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING IT WHOOP WHOOP!!! FAMILY LOVE!!!

My Interests

CHILDREN!!! i mean candy,... yes candy ummm lets pretend we didnt see that. Anyway music, hangin out with my FUCKERZ in Canon City WHO are fuckin awesome and chillin wit mi Juggalo Homiez in P-Town and other stuff

I'd like to meet:

YOUR ASSHOLE....I'LL ALWAYZ HAVE JUGGALO FAMILY

Music:

Insane Clown Posse Abk blaze ooooooond anyting PSYCHOPATHIC!!! Twiztid ROck punk stuff mexican/spainish rap oldies underground stuff
serious crap and thats all i can think of.

Movies:


Name: Danielle
Birthdate: 1-im not gonna tell u-homo
Birthplace: the vagina
Current Location: clanon shitty colorado
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: i can fit in a dresser!!!!!
Weight: aboot 115 er so
Piercings: eyebrow and toung
Tatoos: hatchetman on my arm
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: ?
Overused Phraze: god dammit
FAVORITES
Food: gummy bears
Candy: gummy bears
Number: gummy,... uhhh i mean 17
Color: black
Animal: ostrich
Drink: dr pop
Alcohol Drink: mountain dew wit green apple vodskie
Bagel: I MOST CERTAINLY AM NOT!!
Letter: x
Body Part on Opposite sex: neck, for somthing to bite
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: dr. peep
McDonalds or BurgerKing: tayco bell
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot tea
Chocolate or Vanilla no sorry i only like latinos and mexicans, yeah i dont dip in the chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: COFFEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kiss or Hug: kiss
Dog or Cat: beaver
Rap or Punk: punk
Summer or Winter: spring
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: both/porno
Love or Money: money
YOUR...
Bedtime: when ever the valium kicks in
Most Missed Memory: ..... my life
Best phyiscal feature: mainly my eyes cuz they are the shit!
First Thought Waking Up: hey am i missing a rib?
Goal for this year: gettin the fuck out!
Best Friends: got too many my friends are the shit!
Weakness: bazookas..
Fears: baseballbats and whats under my bed....(mimes!)
Heritage: spanish native american and indian
Longest relationship: who gives a shit guys are gay,
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: sure have
Ever Smoked: all day everyday!
Pot: "i smoke 2 joints when i wake up, in the car i smoke 2 joints, i smoke 2 joints when i play video games and evey 10thousand points,i smoke 2 joints before i smoke 2 joints and then i smoke 2 more
Ever been Drunk: love drunk.,..!
Ever been beaten up: i gots my kicks in on that fat muther fuckin bitch!! booyah!
Ever beaten someone up: in their sleep
Ever Shoplifted: everything i own
Ever Skinny Dipped: not recently
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yeah i guess.
Been Dumped Lately: naw i claim that shit
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: oh my fucking god, blue, green im fuckin crazy 4 peeps wit them eye colors
Favorite Hair Color: black.. whut the fuck ever...
Short or Long: short
Height: little taller than me or bigger so they can carry me around so i can become a parapeligic
Style: STRAIGHT JUGGALO!!!!!
Looks or Personality: both
Hot or Cute both
Drugs and Alcohol: both whutever
Muscular or Really Skinny: not a fat shit cat. or tooooo effin muscular otherwise thats kinda gross, bigger than me by a little bit though
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: huh, my life
What country do you want to Visit: Vennice
How do you want to Die: soon, quick easy and very messy, blood everywhere!!!!
Been to the Mall Lately: nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: u have no idea....
Get along with your Parents: noooo, she doesnt get along with me,
Health Freak: not reely
Do you think your Attractive: wut do u think?(ugh i asking a computer...)
Believe in Yourself: fuck no imma grow up and be jackshit!!
Want to go to College: nope to poor and no
Do you Smoke: my lungs are collapsing sloowly...
Do you Drink: hey didnt you ax me dis earlier? sure do
Shower Daily: yep
Been in Love: theres only one love in my life and her name is Mary Jane!
Do you Sing: bitch only to kelly clarkson!! j/k
Want to get Married: naw i couldnt stand waking up to the same body, unless its dead of course
Do you want Children: no
Have your future kids names planned out: kinda,,,, roxie is a really kool name i think im gonna name someones kid that and take it with me...
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: what age do U wanna lose your virginity? .?
Hate anyone: FUCK ALL THESE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM! everyone hates me SO FUCK ALL THEM HATERS!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! i enjoy movies with gore death and ass.. Scarface!,Spun, How High, Half Baked, Dont be a menace in the south central while drinkin your juice in the hood,Tank Girl, All of Tim Burton Movies, A bronx Tale, Big Money Hustlas, Reservoir Dogs, Sin city, Faces of Death, Chicago, 40 year old virgin, all the scary movies, and a bunch of other crap i like all movies.

Television:

Fuse, Jackass wildboys, viva la bam( dat bitch is hott!! ) OTHER THAN THAT NUTTIN ELSE NIGGA!


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Books:

i forgot how to read in like 5th grade which waz like... a year and a half ago

Heroes:

my hero is my right hand cuz it helps me scratch and it got me threw skool...kinda ahhhh if im a sinner then gods a pervert!!!

My Blog

guess... you'll never know what song

You Dont Remember Me But I Remember You  I Lye Awake And Try Not To Think Of You But I Cant Decide,  I Have To Be With You To Live,  To breath your taking out of me. i'd ...
Posted by Lets go Pay Some Hookers to Knock our Junk Around. on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:53:00 PST

From my Brothers point of view, what really happened to My Dad Danny Medina,

What happend to Danny Medina? Pt. 1 I  have long since lost the memories of the events surrounding my fathers death.  The trauma has left my life in dissaray, but almost two years since th...
Posted by Lets go Pay Some Hookers to Knock our Junk Around. on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:05:00 PST

JUGGALO MUTHA FUCKIN ALPHABET!

A is for Axe, mine is my buddyB is for Blaze Ya Dead Homie, leavin yo neck bloodyC is for the Cat, thats my nigga FritzD is for Dark Carnival, we runnin this bitchE is for Earth, thats where weed come...
Posted by Lets go Pay Some Hookers to Knock our Junk Around. on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 06:01:00 PST

Waiting for, Whut The Hell. MAAAAAN!

KIDZ!  if u really wanna piss your parents off buy real estate in imaginary places!!!!!!! i heard that off a really koo song.fuck im bored and it keeps on coming til whats her face brings home t...
Posted by Lets go Pay Some Hookers to Knock our Junk Around. on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:25:00 PST

The supernatural and not wearing any pants

k well im sittin hurr just chillin and i realized wtf is these blog craps thingys obviously imma using it right neow and obvioulsy i am vury vury bored and just cant make myself get off the computer.....
Posted by Lets go Pay Some Hookers to Knock our Junk Around. on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:52:00 PST

I TWIZTID...

If your reading this then I finally did it, Im sorry I didnt say goodbye there was no time, understand I was stressed livin day to day was hard, and I gave it my best, bu...
Posted by Lets go Pay Some Hookers to Knock our Junk Around. on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 06:15:00 PST

Alice in Wonderland.

Question of the DAy:  Does anyone ever wonder if  Dr. Sally(the old bitch from "talk sex") gets her swerve on?
Posted by Lets go Pay Some Hookers to Knock our Junk Around. on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 11:34:00 PST