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Eat me I'm morganic!

About Me

The film clip on my profile is the wonderful Jenny Wynter, you can see more of her stuff at http://www.myspace.com/jennywynter.....a package of witty and sophisticated lines with a mix of unpredictable dancing services concluding with loud tantrums, it's all we need for a Sarah Morgan performance..... Soulla

I am a budding comedian, I consantly forget my lines though,and have tantrums on stage, before I started comedy I beleived I had an awesome memory ...ok I still do, but as the light shines on me, my mind goes blank and useless babble streams from my mouth... its all good though...not the babble, the all good parts more a display of my emotional where abouts.

I am friends with the Great and wonderful Soulla who without doupt is going to beome the worlds best comedian.

Plus I am an amazing...no, out standing...ok wait, a poor Art student...I also work in hospitality which is good because I can sing and whisltle to my hearts content.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Artists, comedians, musicans and street performers. And anyone else who is looking into ways of preserving youth.

My Blog

"Im gonna make a change"

I just fit into my goal dress. It's a good feeling, a scary feeling. I am way off being the size I want to be, but it's a milestone none the less.   Change, its happening and its freaking me out...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 06:25:00 GMT

Misery is my mistress.

I'm going to attempt to write my thoughts and my conversations of yesterday.   Not all of my thoughts will be written though, people need their secrets.   -I can't get hold of her, maybe s...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 01:05:00 GMT

Letter to a corpse.

Dear Daniel,                   18 today, thats how old you would have been, I can't quite comprehend this feeling, ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:56:00 GMT

No really, its ok.

..> ..>I'm a non religious virgin, which for a lot of people is hard to believe, especially with how vulgar I can be. I have a thousand excuses for why I am one, I like to believe it's because I nev...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 18:14:00 GMT

Its all relevant.

I feel guilty every time I go to the toilet, you have to flush the toilet, which wastes water, you then have to wash your hands, more water wasted, and then you dry your hands with some paper, which k...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 06:49:00 GMT

Its a mad mad world!

I keep feeling that people don't believe in me. Even when I find random notes in my bag from friends telling me wonderful things like "I think UR the coolest". In fact so many people believe in me its...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:07:00 GMT

Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me? Why don't you like yourself?

Soulla (the wife) and I went out last night to smoke some straight pole& Though by 12:30am that looked impossible since the gays had taken over and kept taking us from gay bar to gay bar&2 and half ho...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 22:40:00 GMT

Obviously it takes more then two.

  I was sitting in my room minding my own beeswax, when my thoughts were interrupted from howling in the living room. I was struck by complete horror "MY FAMILY IS BEING MURDERED BY HOWLING NINGA...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 04:02:00 GMT

Prostitute dreams.

Last night I dreamt that I found a little bee hive of rooms at the brisbane river, after sitting on the bed of one of these room contemplating why the hell it was here, a group of people burst it and ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 22:05:00 GMT

Stale mate.

I hate guns, but they exist. In no way are we going to be able to control them. In no way will we ever get to destroy them. What if it was compulsary for everyone to carry a gun? What if we were give...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:05:00 GMT