Keystone

Ive been around for a long time, my friends. Even though you may not think of me when you are having drunken sex with fat chick or your same sex best friend, im there. Although, i do live in a consensual human life form, which many call Greg Altrainer. Through Greg Altrainer my hobbies consist of pissing people off by pretending to be the lead air guitar player of my indie/fusion pop band. Dont worry, friends, when your blood needs a little thinning ill be there; im best served cold and after a while i will become the new water of college kids everywhere.