lift heavy things, go places, sing, football, soccer, basketball, volleyball, chess, tennis, dive into pools, dive off cliffs, dive out of airplanes, film movies, watch movies, ride a bike, climb a tree, climb a mountain, party, music, eat, run races, surf waves, swim, sled, ski, ski on water, exercise, hit homeruns, chuck a spear, foosball, yoga, dance, beach. And I'd like to fight Osama bin Laden.
George Clooney, Eddie Vedder, Reese Witherspoon, Jason Lee, Natalie Portman, Clive Owen, Steve Carell, Barry Sanders, Salma Hayek, Edward Norton, Kevin Smith, Jack Black, Laird Hamilton, Matt Damon, Luke Perry, Christian Bale, Michael Jordan, Randall Cunningham, Charles Guignon, Bill Belichick, Albert Einstein, Michelangelo Buonarotti, GK Chesterton, FDR, Ferdinand Magellan, Leo Tolstoi, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Chester Copperpot, Tony Soprano, Jack Foley, Tyler Durden, Lil Ze, William Wallace, Holden Caulfield, Captain Morgan, Gandalf, Ulysses Everett McGill, Gary Busey and the entire cast of 'Lost'
Dispatch, Guster, Throwback, Braddigan, Sublime, David Francey, System of a Down, Umphrey's McGee, Pink Floyd, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nickel Creek, Dire Straits, Bela Fleck, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Nick Drake, Pearl Jam, Metallica, Rusted Root, Richard Cheese, Adam Ezra, Nickelback, Maroon 5, Mike Doughty, Jones, Braddigan, Dave Matthews, Acoustic Theory, OAR, ALO, Jethro Tull, Pearl Jam, State Radio, Dire Straits, Eminem, John Butler Trio, Phish, Jacko, Tenacious D, String Cheese Incident, and whoever sings "Let's Get Loud".
SCUMBAGS, The Joy Luck Club, Flubber, Bridges of Madison County, Good Burger, Chronicles of Riddick, Coneheads, Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, You've Got Mail, Ernest in the Army, Rabid Grannies, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, Weekend at Bernie's, Snakes on a 'Muthafuckin' Plane, My Giant, Mr. Wrong, How Stella Got Her Groove Back, Sgt. Bilko, Dunston Checks In, Dunston Checks Out, Big Momma's House, Kazaam, Turner and Hooch, Jingle All the Way, Daddy Daycare, Eddie, The Horse Whisperer, Junior, The Cowboy Way, Krippendorf's Tribe, Matinee, Stop or My Mom Will Shoot, The Crying Game, Gigli, The First Wives Club, The Adventures of Pluto Nash, and Karate Kid: the Hilary Swank version
Lost, The Office, Entourage, The Sopranos, Family Guy, Prison Break, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Friends, Ren and Stimpy, The Wonder Years
The Bible, Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Living with Questions, Orthodoxy, Ruby Slippers, The Grand Inquisitor, The Agony and the Ecstasy, Catcher in the Rye, and anything by Tolstoi
Derek Carmody, Dale Fincher, Brad Corrigan, Kaity Clark, Sean Reardon, Micah Moss, Matt Ball, Michael Tashjian, Kenny Epstein, Emanuel Ebin, Mark Nickerson, Matt Hirsch, Alyssa Bonnette, Martin Rafferty, Matthew Rand, Bret Barnett, Bobby Torre, Casey Levins, Eric Funk, Kevin Bult, David Jaques, Charles Chagnon (r.i.p.), Brit Chagnon, Joan Chagnon, Lauren Chagnon, Marc Chagnon, Jacob Chagnon, the 5-year-old hippie selling glowsticks at Bonnaroo, and the old man hopped up on ecstasy dancing around like a marionette at a rock club in Germany.