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kung foo hustle

We should have a Battle Royale

About Me


Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
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What Martial Art Are You?

Ninjutsu
You are ninjutsu, you clever fox! You rely on a variety of different principles and techniques to get through the day. You are clever, versatile and often totally unexpected! Ninjutsu covers a great deal of ground, as you know how to handle weapons, avoidance, hand to hand techniques and sometimes espionage. Few know anything about you, and you use that to your advantage as you hide, dodge or trip your way into victory. Ninjutsu is spiritually concerned with endurance, both of the body and the heart.
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a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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My Interests

Music:

Top Three: U2, Counting Crows, Beethovan
i like music. also i: * am more rock n roll than hip hop but can jam to both. * will shamelessly blast classical music with the windows rolled down. * have a soft spot for lite FM, obscure pop songs & weird al yankovic. * am drawn to any song with violins. ANY song.

Movies:

i like TOO many movies, dammit: alien/aliens, the great muppet caper, tampopo, fight club, romancing the stone, pi, nochnoi dozor, the goonies, cannibal! the musical, monty python anything, clue, memento, follow that bird!, finding neverland, the minus man, equilibrium, battle royale, fear and loathing in las vegas, strictly ballroom, lord of the rings, star wars (original trilogy), miyazaki anything, dawn of the dead (both versions), shaun of the dead, land of the dead, mirrormask, newsies, black hawk down, dude where's my car?, legend, rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead, pitch black, serenity, mad max beyond thunderdome, south park bigger longer & uncut, labyrinth, little miss sunshine, lost boys

Television:

if it was on fox and got cancelled in its first season, the smart money is i liked it (i'll never forgive you for firefly, you bastards!). nowadays i will linger on: the colbert report, spaced, heroes, supernatural, veronica mars, south park, venture brothers, lost, my name is earl, the office, scrubs, the daily show with jon stewart, and of course, masterpiece theater

Books:

american gods, fight club, what's eating gilbert grape?, the minus man, the last hero, the blade of the immortal series, rumors of war, the gift of fear, ragtime, courtney crumin, house of leaves, rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead, anything neil gaiman/terry prachett/chuck palahinuk, harry potter, the worst-case scenerio handbooks

My Blog

Wasting Valuable Company Time...

I'm still at my work desk, playing around with the highspeed because (*gasp*) I have none at home. Blame my sister for moving; apparently, AT&T has to shut down the DSL for (*ack!*) 5 business day...
Posted by kung foo hustle on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 07:02:00 PST

The Muscle Aches Have Ceased

And the bruises are fading. Tho my big toe nails are still very much sore (or rather very delicate to the touch). It's been a week since I went through my belt test. After close to five hours of punc...
Posted by kung foo hustle on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 12:01:00 PST

Now Serving The NRA

Thanks to my brother-in-law, I'm pretty certain I am now on some government watch list. A couple of weeks ago, he had me order some hunting equipment online for him because I had a credit card and he...
Posted by kung foo hustle on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 08:50:00 PST

OK, You Can Stop Now...

I've had a cough for three weeks now. The hacking of horrible things has ended for the most part. The nose, though, has become stuffed up. Not pleasant, but definitely more welcome than total body con...
Posted by kung foo hustle on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 02:43:00 PST

...And Now About The Aftermath

So after that nice hot shower (with baby oil at hand to remove the spirit gum; just below Super Glue in removal frustration), I decided to have a snack before bed. I had just performed two acts (prac...
Posted by kung foo hustle on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:55:00 PST

Living Dead Girl

The show has come and gone. And wow, if weeks of prepping and anxiety don't go *poof!* in a few, frenzied minutes. But those minutes... Man, that was a crazy night. Lots of confusion with the stage...
Posted by kung foo hustle on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:34:00 PST

EWW!

A new thing to worry about here. I don't EVER want that to happen to my eyes. ...
Posted by kung foo hustle on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 12:10:00 PST

Burlesque Be'elzapalooza! - March 23rd at the DNA Lounge

The flyer's up for the show I'm doing next week. It's taking place at the DNA Lounge here in the city. Very exciting. * * * * * * *The Burlesque Be'elzapalooza!A Damned Sexy Circus...http://redirx.co...
Posted by kung foo hustle on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 11:08:00 PST

I-It's F-Fr-ree-ezin-g

My toes are not happy right now. My room feels like an ice box, and they're taking the brunt of it. My fingers are starting to give, too. I'm trying to keep warm, but it's hard. The weather has gotten...
Posted by kung foo hustle on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 02:13:00 PST

Rate Me

Every so often, I wonder about the absurd way I measure my self-worth. Today I went to class and began to have serious misgivings about how I rate as a human being. All because I couldn't hold a kick...
Posted by kung foo hustle on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 03:26:00 PST