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ludachris

About Me

We are young men, we must be living.

My only job is to be the devil's advocate, and it doesn't pay well.

chris cook --

[noun]:

A deadly strain of projectiile vomit

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

it's your fault if you don't know me

My Blog

sleeping all day, staying up all

Paper towels (as opposed to toilet paper - not very pleasant), frequent run-ins with the po-po, body odor, tension and screaming, people stealing my money.  Late nights (early mornings), the beac...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 10:39:00 GMT

tomorrow ain't promised today

Today shook us all up bad, and by 'us' i mean high school seniors. And everybody else, too, i guess.Everybody knows a couple people going to VT.  Even if you don't, that doesn't really matter at ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 18:30:00 GMT

What was Kanye doing in a beauty salon?

Remember when gas was five dollars a gallon, and there was a nationwide panic and everyone was going broke?  Everyone's seen this: How quaint.I just remembered, there was some kind of myspace pro...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 16:29:00 GMT

so what was a wonderwall, anyway?

SCHEDULE:SEMESTER ONEMod 1 AP Calc - FreyMod 2  Newspaper Production - AdedejiMod 3 Yearbook Production - RudolphMod 4 AP Lang - BouselliSEMESTER TWOMod 1 Honors Earth and Space - LuniewskiMod 2 ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 17:20:00 GMT

Gettin' laid and gettin' paid: A Day in the Life of Marla the Hooker

Disclaimer:  This is about abortion, so if youre touchy look out.     Pro-life hippies will throw stupid statisitics at you: "A fetus starts developing 29.3497390 days into its devel...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 21:24:00 GMT

My stance on abortion

Are you ready? It's that time of year again. Basketball's been over, baseball's still boring, soccer is worthless, and who knows when hockey season is?  Football is in about a month or ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 13:25:00 GMT

Rape, cheating referees, and high SAT scores: A Life at Duke University

I apparently had exactly 100 blog veiws today. wild, ain't it? I was thinking to myself, as I do every now and then.  I was thinking about all the random crap that people throw into bulletins.&nb...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 17:11:00 GMT

I wish someone would start giving back sunday

Since I'm bored and feeling uncreative, instead of coming up with something witty and insightful I'm going to give everyone a little game to play: If you're not the sharpest crayon in the box, about ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 14:38:00 GMT

Ignorance and paranoia walk hand in hand down the path of insanity

:sniff: What's that I smell? Oh yeah, it's a whole buncha bullshit. Coming tomorrow is 6/6/06. Never mind that there's a zero in there: look closely at this passage from the Bible: "Here is wisdom. He...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 19:42:00 GMT

A martyr without a cause is really just a dead guy

Longtime fans of mine and bobby's scratchNburn will remember a post I made a couple years ago or something, detailing my family trip to Danville, Virginia.  And since every good movie has a crapp...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 17:05:00 GMT