A REAL MAN |
1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his family first.2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either.3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself.4.) A REAL MAN doesn't... Posted by jOyCe ™ on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 12:45:00 PST |
VERY CLEVER!!! |
.I TOO MUCH TIME IN MY HANDS
> >>>> DORMITORY:> >>>> When you rearrange the letters:> >>>> DIRTY ROOM> >>>>> >>>> PRESBYTERIAN:> >>>> When you rearrange the letters:> >>>> BEST IN PRAYER> >>>>> >>>> A... Posted by jOyCe ™ on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 02:44:00 PST |
BEER TROUBLESHOOTING |
SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.ACTION: Punch him..SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.FAULT: You've wandered into ... Posted by jOyCe ™ on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 02:42:00 PST |
You're So Amazing |
You are the only one who can make me happy. When I'm mad or depressed, you are the only one who can put a smile on my face so quickly. The way you kiss me, hold me, tell me you missed me. It makes my ... Posted by jOyCe ™ on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 12:33:00 PST |
11 Rules of MySpace |
One.If you're ugly,stop acting like you don't know it.The captions under your picture that says"top model pose""sexy bitch""aren't i hot"doesn't convince anyone.two.To the people who have like 25,000 ... Posted by jOyCe ™ on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 02:07:00 PST |