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Your Birthdate: April 7
You are an island. You don't need anyone else to make you happy.
And though you see yourself as a loner, people are drawn to you.
Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your insights.
You also tend to be psychic - so listen to that inner voice!
Your strength: Your self sufficiency
Your weakness: You despise authority
Your power color: Maroon
Your power symbol: Hammer
Your power month: July
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You Are 100% Bipolar
You have some serious ups and downs, maybe to the point of endangering your own life.
Consult a doctor to see if you may truly have bipolar disorder. Are You Bipolar?
Because you confused a squirrel , you'll be cursed with the clap .
'How will you be cursed and why?' at QuizGalaxy.com
You Could Definitely Be a Vampire
Immortality, staying pretty forever, not having to get a job... you could definitely eat some flesh for these things.
It's not that you're a murderer by nature. In fact, you're probably the furthest thing from it.
However, if you woke up a vampire, you'd certainly be able to adapt and enjoy your new lifestyle.
There might not be much better than living forever, even if it means giving up your soul.
What you would like best about being a vampire: Being a total outsider
What you would like least about being a vampire: Other vampires
Could You Be a Vampire?