I've eaten gravy, more than once, in the last year. I'd have a tombstone made of bacon, but everybody would be too tempted to eat it… then where would I be? If I really liked either of them, I'm not sure if I'd prefer Coke or Pepsi, or if it even matters anymore. I have heard that Coke can clean rust, eat metal, and eat steak. I have a history of forgetting to remember things. I don't think it makes me a bad person, but I grew up not really liking Bob Hope. When he died I felt sad, but not that deep down sad. When I need to hang something on a wall, I generally use screws instead of nails. There are moments, on occasion, when I stutter, so it helps if I say words that have double letters in them already. I try not to end a written sentence with the abbreviation t.v., because I never know if I should add the extra period after the v. I actually like to watch television. I didn't like it for a while, then I liked it again. I tuned in for the whole season of 'Ice Road Truckers', on A&E, purely out of the fascination of my interest in it to begin with. Maybe because I always thought Snowman was as cool as The Bandit? I don't know what happened, but somewhere along the life line, I stopped really liking Jelly. It's just too sweet. However, crunchy peanutbutter stuck around. That's not ironic.Christmas, when I was 7, my parents hired a Santa Claus look-alike, to come to our house to deliver presents. They made loud clunking noises, from upstairs, on the ceiling to sell the point, and it scared the hell out of me. When Santa left, I was glowing with joy, because he took the time for us. As I watched him leave, I remember feeling sad that Santa didn't have a newer model Chevy Impala.Long walks on the beach make my legs hurt a little. I was never able to pick my nose, it was a product of my DNA configuration. I like to drink Bells' Oberon in the summer, but Guiness is good all year long. I suffer writer's block at inconvenient times. If all there is to eat is a box of raisins, I'll eat them, knowing I'll be upset that they get stuck in my molars. I'm happy with Kraft macaroni and cheese, but I always add stuff to it. I remember when I used to only wear pants that weren't jeans, but now I wear jeans all the time. But, I'll wear other pants, every time, if it's a funeral, or a wedding. I have no metal in my body, but really powerful magnets make me nervous. I love live music. I used to go to concerts all the time, and now I don't. I'd like to feel like it were a special occasion every time I peeled bananas or oranges, or shucked corn. These are the actual gifts that our ancestors used to open, and I hardly get excited when I see them. If I were any taller, then I'd currently be shorter.My sketchbook is open… and …I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
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